And I can breath a sigh of relieve. I hate the holidays. Really. Who needs all the Big Business run bull shit? The Holidays are LAME!!! Always have been.. Always will be.
Jesus wasn't EVEN BORN in December... And when was the last time you REALLY said
happy Birthday' to Jesus? Huh? HUH?!
You know the red suited Fat man that plays with helps? Yeah.. He was invented by the Coke
company as a sponsor... Now we've got some stupid bears. What the fuck do Bears and
Satan have to do with drinking Coke?
and on a side note.. For you dumb asses that don't seem to remember.. THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE FREAKING ROAD!!!! God, people, remember that when you are out
rushing around for that perfect Gift.. SO ARE OTHER PEOPLE. Drive like there's people
in a rush behind you.. Follow the speed of Traffic and don't place 5 car lengths between you
and the car in front of you.. 1 is perfect.
AND ABOVE ALL ELSE!!! STOP stopping in the MIDDLE of a bucking intersection.
If you can't make the light.. Then STOP BEFORE entering it. Jesus.. You stupid bastard, whore, dog inbred factored are the causes for massive back ups ONLY because you don't want to wait the few extra moments to stop for the light. GET OVER YOURSELF. You are not a princess or princess, and the world does NOT revolve around your sorry ass.
You are not saving yourself ANY time, and only pissing off the rest of us Drivers. There should be a law.. Catch some Ashley in the middle of an intersection on a red light and it's legal slash the tires.
Stupid Humans.. HO HO fucking HO.
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Saw the concert last night, let's just say if you where not there, you are a moron.
This guys and Gals ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guys and Gals ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Thursday, November 10, 2005
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.
"Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy lovemaking when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'"
"Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity."
"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy lovemaking when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'"
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
PogoWolf.com update.
Yep! I've done it again! PogoWolf.com has been updated.. but I'm not going to tell you what I've done.. you'll need to check it out yourself :p
Kings Island..
Well I went to Kings Island last weekend (it's an amusement park in Ohio, if you didn't already know).. now I don't know if this is just because I'm getting older.. or the park really does have some issues.. but park wise.. IT SUCKED!
No really.. total decompression type of sucking. Totally too many brat kids wandering around not looking at where they are going.. or who's lap they are smacking into. Too many parents looking the other way.. Too many high school kids wondering around like they are on something.. or should have been..
and I used to think that America itself was the big melting pot.. NO WAY.. you've not seen a cross section of mid-america until you've been to Kings Island. I'm serious, everything from the poor to the rich, from people that really need to stop eating 'Fair Food' to people that REALLY need to stop TRYING (keyword here) to pull off the whole Goth look.
No really.. total decompression type of sucking. Totally too many brat kids wandering around not looking at where they are going.. or who's lap they are smacking into. Too many parents looking the other way.. Too many high school kids wondering around like they are on something.. or should have been..
and I used to think that America itself was the big melting pot.. NO WAY.. you've not seen a cross section of mid-america until you've been to Kings Island. I'm serious, everything from the poor to the rich, from people that really need to stop eating 'Fair Food' to people that REALLY need to stop TRYING (keyword here) to pull off the whole Goth look.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Working...
Current news:
WOOT!!! under 9000 Email messages to go though!! Soon, I'll be able to offload a shit-ton of information back off to DVD, freeing up enough HD space to be able to get some developement done!
as some point, I'll be abandoning this Blog. I am in the process of creating my own 'blogger' style of website for me and my friends. I might open it to the public, but I'm unsure of that yet.
Pogowolf.com will be a major force on the internet for damn near anything internet/computer
related. You want information on Video Games? you've got it! You want know how to program?
you can be taught! You want to know how to make a really cool Flash intro with fluid dynamics?
Yep! I can help you there also. What to know what HTML is? VB.NET? yes and yes!!!
I've got it all baby.. almost. Still need the systems. But I need the HD space first. =)
Watch this space, and/or watch www.pogowolf.com for more information.
WOOT!!! under 9000 Email messages to go though!! Soon, I'll be able to offload a shit-ton of information back off to DVD, freeing up enough HD space to be able to get some developement done!
as some point, I'll be abandoning this Blog. I am in the process of creating my own 'blogger' style of website for me and my friends. I might open it to the public, but I'm unsure of that yet.
Pogowolf.com will be a major force on the internet for damn near anything internet/computer
related. You want information on Video Games? you've got it! You want know how to program?
you can be taught! You want to know how to make a really cool Flash intro with fluid dynamics?
Yep! I can help you there also. What to know what HTML is? VB.NET? yes and yes!!!
I've got it all baby.. almost. Still need the systems. But I need the HD space first. =)
Watch this space, and/or watch www.pogowolf.com for more information.
Friday, October 28, 2005
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Remember to SING this to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" ...
Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumblingmoron Bush.
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push.
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush.
The Doofus marches on.
I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool.
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school.
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How e'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.
I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires 'lone heir,
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier.
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really needclean air?
The surplus is now gone.
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!
Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostratestate,
Though thewhole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says towait.
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!
Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent, we have no moralbounds.
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds.
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds,
The Doofus marches on!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
THIS .... DOOOO ... FUSS ... MAR...CHES....ON!
Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumblingmoron Bush.
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push.
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush.
The Doofus marches on.
I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool.
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school.
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How e'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.
I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires 'lone heir,
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier.
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really needclean air?
The surplus is now gone.
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!
Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostratestate,
Though thewhole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says towait.
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!
Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent, we have no moralbounds.
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds.
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds,
The Doofus marches on!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
THIS .... DOOOO ... FUSS ... MAR...CHES....ON!
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Public Service: How not to get a virus though Email.
1) Make sure you have a GOOD Antivirus program on your computer.
(By GOOD I mean, no Norton, and no Mcaffe) If you need an antivirus
go to http://free.grisoft.com and download one for free (for personal use)
2) Remember that Email can ONLY SEND TEXT (yes, you read that right)
You can not get a virus by opening an Email.. ONLY by double clicking (running)
the Email attachment.
3) Remember that you can not get a virus though a 'data' file type.
with computers there's two file types. Programs, and Data.
Programs have extenstions like EXE, COM, BAT..
where as Data files have extensions like ".jpg/.gif"
BUT!!!!
YOu've got to be careful about some of these. People have figured out if you save a file
with a name like 'MyNudes.exe.jpg' then the computer will show a JPG Icon and NOT
the EXE icon.. that's bad..
so first things first, be sure to look at the file name BEFORE you open it.
make sure that you don't see a 'double extension' like above.
also, as another way to combat that crap, be sure that you DO NOT hide
file extensions for known files. This setting can be changed in your Folder Options.
4) Be mindful of the people that send you things.
if all of a sudden you get an Email with an attachement from
'SuperMario@ToadstoolCastle.com' with a message body
of 'Hey! I thought you would like this!"
DO NOT OPEN IT. Just delete it.
if it really is someone you know, they will have either A)
told you before hand they are sending you something
or B) ask about it later. If they ask about it, tell them to send it
again..
and for the pet peeves:
1) Emails are NOT tracked. If you get an Email saying that if you send this to 5 other people
then someone somewhere will give you $1000. It's bull shit.
2) Emails saying 'If you send this to 5 people, then some really funny cartoon
will pop up on your screen" again, this is B.S.
Remember Email, can only send TEXT. If there's no attachment.. how can there be a cartoon?
on top of that.. Email isn't tracked.. Refer to #1
3) IF yo uget an Email saying that the make a wish foundation will donate $.02 to some sick
child if you forward this email to everyone you know.. Refer to Pet Peeve #1, and then
#4. or.. if you are just lazy.. EMAILS ARE NOT TRACKED AND STOP SENDING CHAIN LETTERS.
4) Chain letters.. just stop it.. you're clogging up my Internet.
and, of course, if anyone has any Q's about this.. just ask. =)
(all of this is said in humor.. minus the part about the Chain letters.. really.. stop it. )
(By GOOD I mean, no Norton, and no Mcaffe) If you need an antivirus
go to http://free.grisoft.com and download one for free (for personal use)
2) Remember that Email can ONLY SEND TEXT (yes, you read that right)
You can not get a virus by opening an Email.. ONLY by double clicking (running)
the Email attachment.
3) Remember that you can not get a virus though a 'data' file type.
with computers there's two file types. Programs, and Data.
Programs have extenstions like EXE, COM, BAT..
where as Data files have extensions like ".jpg/.gif"
BUT!!!!
YOu've got to be careful about some of these. People have figured out if you save a file
with a name like 'MyNudes.exe.jpg' then the computer will show a JPG Icon and NOT
the EXE icon.. that's bad..
so first things first, be sure to look at the file name BEFORE you open it.
make sure that you don't see a 'double extension' like above.
also, as another way to combat that crap, be sure that you DO NOT hide
file extensions for known files. This setting can be changed in your Folder Options.
4) Be mindful of the people that send you things.
if all of a sudden you get an Email with an attachement from
'SuperMario@ToadstoolCastle.com' with a message body
of 'Hey! I thought you would like this!"
DO NOT OPEN IT. Just delete it.
if it really is someone you know, they will have either A)
told you before hand they are sending you something
or B) ask about it later. If they ask about it, tell them to send it
again..
and for the pet peeves:
1) Emails are NOT tracked. If you get an Email saying that if you send this to 5 other people
then someone somewhere will give you $1000. It's bull shit.
2) Emails saying 'If you send this to 5 people, then some really funny cartoon
will pop up on your screen" again, this is B.S.
Remember Email, can only send TEXT. If there's no attachment.. how can there be a cartoon?
on top of that.. Email isn't tracked.. Refer to #1
3) IF yo uget an Email saying that the make a wish foundation will donate $.02 to some sick
child if you forward this email to everyone you know.. Refer to Pet Peeve #1, and then
#4. or.. if you are just lazy.. EMAILS ARE NOT TRACKED AND STOP SENDING CHAIN LETTERS.
4) Chain letters.. just stop it.. you're clogging up my Internet.
and, of course, if anyone has any Q's about this.. just ask. =)
(all of this is said in humor.. minus the part about the Chain letters.. really.. stop it. )
Monday, October 24, 2005
Yes.. yes...
I'm still here.. not like anyone really READS this stupid thing anyway..
I mean really.. I said I like boobies.. and no female has sent me a photo?
like come on!! I'm a nice guy.. and I like to see boobies.
SO like what's the hold up? Huh?! plunty of websites out there, that show.
why not here? I swear not to post your photo ANYWHERE if you wish tit.
*sniff* Pretty please with sugar on top?
Other then that.. I need to find something to piss me off, so I can blog about
more stupid people. Yeah, there's always the morons that THINK (keyword)
they can drive.
and the dipshits that THINK they can READ and drive at the same time.
anyone else see this type of shit!? WTF?! Jesus, like the roads aren't
bad enough with potholes, and well.. other people driving, and you've
got to be a stupid human and READ while 'driving'?
I hope it's a good book.. because it's going to go up your nose when my ass stops suddenly in front of you.
I mean really.. I said I like boobies.. and no female has sent me a photo?
like come on!! I'm a nice guy.. and I like to see boobies.
SO like what's the hold up? Huh?! plunty of websites out there, that show.
why not here? I swear not to post your photo ANYWHERE if you wish tit.
*sniff* Pretty please with sugar on top?
Other then that.. I need to find something to piss me off, so I can blog about
more stupid people. Yeah, there's always the morons that THINK (keyword)
they can drive.
and the dipshits that THINK they can READ and drive at the same time.
anyone else see this type of shit!? WTF?! Jesus, like the roads aren't
bad enough with potholes, and well.. other people driving, and you've
got to be a stupid human and READ while 'driving'?
I hope it's a good book.. because it's going to go up your nose when my ass stops suddenly in front of you.
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Blah
ok, ok, I needed to update this thing anyway...
though I don't know what to say.. LOL
I"m still working on PogoWolf.com, got a new idea for an data entry system that's going to allow me to update every single part of the website from one interface.. it's going to be like cool and stuff. =)
though I don't know what to say.. LOL
I"m still working on PogoWolf.com, got a new idea for an data entry system that's going to allow me to update every single part of the website from one interface.. it's going to be like cool and stuff. =)
Friday, September 30, 2005
Yeah.. so?
Yep.. ok I need to update. =)
so here's a question for you.
WHY are people smart when they are alone, or in small groups.
but you get a large group of people together they are dumb as a box of rocks?
really.. can anyone tell me?
so here's a question for you.
WHY are people smart when they are alone, or in small groups.
but you get a large group of people together they are dumb as a box of rocks?
really.. can anyone tell me?
Friday, September 16, 2005
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very
much and at the end of the evening.Sharon invited Peter to her place,
where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic
session in bed together.
Finally,tired and satisfied,they both lay back in the bed and snuggled
up close to each other.
After a short while,Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative,Peter comments,"Surely you can't be ready for
more already?"
Sharon replies,"No,but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic,and I
miss the days when I had mine."
much and at the end of the evening.Sharon invited Peter to her place,
where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic
session in bed together.
Finally,tired and satisfied,they both lay back in the bed and snuggled
up close to each other.
After a short while,Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative,Peter comments,"Surely you can't be ready for
more already?"
Sharon replies,"No,but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic,and I
miss the days when I had mine."
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" the child asks. "That, son, is the elephant's penis." replied his father. "Mummy said it was nothing," the child then said. "Your mother's spoilt, Son."
Monday, September 12, 2005
Sunday, September 04, 2005
On a personal note..
You know, I don't normally write about my normal day to day B.S. But I just wanted to say that I lost my job on Friday with warning, nor notice. it was a walk in.. 'We're sorry we no longer need you.. Buh-bye' and that was the end of it.
Great.. right before a holiday.. *sigh*
My friends? Life sucks, you fuck a bitch, and then you die.
So if anyone knows anyone that's hiring in IT. Let me know. =)
(Note: and as you know, I don't write about my job.. nor will I. So if you do hire me, you know I'm not going to rip you a new ass. ;) )
Great.. right before a holiday.. *sigh*
My friends? Life sucks, you fuck a bitch, and then you die.
So if anyone knows anyone that's hiring in IT. Let me know. =)
(Note: and as you know, I don't write about my job.. nor will I. So if you do hire me, you know I'm not going to rip you a new ass. ;) )
Friday, September 02, 2005
Open letter to SPAMMERS
I just got ANOTHER Spam..
"FIND OVER 1 MILLION PRODUCTS At Low Factory WHOLESALE Prices in the U.S. and Around the World! From The Best Manufacturers, Exporters, Wholesalers, Drop-Shippers and More! Profit from selling Thousands of Products."
YOU!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENE POOL.
I can't believe your parents where stupid enough to have even had you. You are nothing, worthless. I can't believe you didn't have S.I.D.S.
Huh, I Guess that proves that not even GOD wants your sorry ass.
Do the world a favor, and figure out how to be Satan's Bitch.
"FIND OVER 1 MILLION PRODUCTS At Low Factory WHOLESALE Prices in the U.S. and Around the World! From The Best Manufacturers, Exporters, Wholesalers, Drop-Shippers and More! Profit from selling Thousands of Products."
YOU!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENE POOL.
I can't believe your parents where stupid enough to have even had you. You are nothing, worthless. I can't believe you didn't have S.I.D.S.
Huh, I Guess that proves that not even GOD wants your sorry ass.
Do the world a favor, and figure out how to be Satan's Bitch.
A visiting minister prayed during the offertory prayer.
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "Without You, we are but dust ..."
He would have continued! ; but, at that moment, one very obedient
little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy,
WHAT is butt dust?"
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "Without You, we are but dust ..."
He would have continued! ; but, at that moment, one very obedient
little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy,
WHAT is butt dust?"
Thursday, September 01, 2005
ACT OF GOD!!!
"Express Mail sold between Aug. 26 and Aug. 29 to these ZIP Codes are ineligible for refunds due to Domestic Mail Classification Schedule section 182.51(h), which allows the Postal Service to deny refunds for Express Mail delayed by an “act of God.”"
SO.. I paid the government to send a package.. but because of an 'act of God' I can't get my money back? even though you return the package to me? WTF? that's a form of SLAVERY! If I pay you for a service, then I expect you to DO THE FUCKING JOB! If you can't, then you give me my money back.
WTF?! That's like getting a rotten hamburger from McDonald's, and being refused a refund. "Sorry!, Act of God"
Or telling a Rape victim, "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.. you see, you where created from a mans rib.. and well, that's an act of God"
or getting hit in the head from some asshole running down the street.. "SORRY!! Act of God!"
oh wait.. I was speeding an hit your car.. the rain made me do it.. 'Act of GOD!"
so what the fuck.. is this going to be the newest defense in court?! I'm sorry, I just killed 40 people in a gun spree.. and I'm fucked in the head.. but it wasn't my fault!!!! ACT OF GOD!
SO.. I paid the government to send a package.. but because of an 'act of God' I can't get my money back? even though you return the package to me? WTF? that's a form of SLAVERY! If I pay you for a service, then I expect you to DO THE FUCKING JOB! If you can't, then you give me my money back.
WTF?! That's like getting a rotten hamburger from McDonald's, and being refused a refund. "Sorry!, Act of God"
Or telling a Rape victim, "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.. you see, you where created from a mans rib.. and well, that's an act of God"
or getting hit in the head from some asshole running down the street.. "SORRY!! Act of God!"
oh wait.. I was speeding an hit your car.. the rain made me do it.. 'Act of GOD!"
so what the fuck.. is this going to be the newest defense in court?! I'm sorry, I just killed 40 people in a gun spree.. and I'm fucked in the head.. but it wasn't my fault!!!! ACT OF GOD!
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Spammers Beware.
Well I guess people are reading my blog!!! Woot!!!
Now why do those people need to be fucking jacktards that think that all I want to do with my life is read their fucking moronic Emails, and delete their stupid fucking posts?
Check this shit:
Anonymous said...
Martha says you just don't fit in. Or does she?The New York Post is reporting that Martha Stewart's Apprentice catch phrase, which she'll utter after she dismisses one of the contestants for not whipping the hollandaise sauce enough or whatever tasks ...This is a great blog with much good info.My main interest is genealogy, and I have written a genealogy book which you can find along with many articles at my site. I believe it's the only genealogy book of its kind, dealing specifically with search for noble ancestors.
9:23 AM
Jan-Olov said...
Excellent blog! If you also are interested in family search, take a look at this genealogy book. It's the only one of its kind.
9:24 AM
First off this ‘Jan-Olov’ must be a ignorant ass.
Really to think that
A) I give a shit.. (I’m mean really.. DO YOU FUCKING SEE ANYTHING ON MY BLOG THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH GENEALOGY, you fucktarded Asshat??! B) Thank you for wasting the few moments it took to not only delete your crap, but also write a post about it. You really where born stupid eh?
Anonymous said...
I was just blog surfing and ran across yours. Good job, I like it!SHOCKING Teeth Whiteningblog. It contains SECRET stuff about Teeth Whitening.Come and check it out if you dare ;-)
9:38 AM
Now why do those people need to be fucking jacktards that think that all I want to do with my life is read their fucking moronic Emails, and delete their stupid fucking posts?
Check this shit:
Anonymous said...
Martha says you just don't fit in. Or does she?The New York Post is reporting that Martha Stewart's Apprentice catch phrase, which she'll utter after she dismisses one of the contestants for not whipping the hollandaise sauce enough or whatever tasks ...This is a great blog with much good info.My main interest is genealogy, and I have written a genealogy book which you can find along with many articles at my site. I believe it's the only genealogy book of its kind, dealing specifically with search for noble ancestors.
9:23 AM
Jan-Olov said...
Excellent blog! If you also are interested in family search, take a look at this genealogy book. It's the only one of its kind.
9:24 AM
First off this ‘Jan-Olov’ must be a ignorant ass.
Really to think that
A) I give a shit.. (I’m mean really.. DO YOU FUCKING SEE ANYTHING ON MY BLOG THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH GENEALOGY, you fucktarded Asshat??! B) Thank you for wasting the few moments it took to not only delete your crap, but also write a post about it. You really where born stupid eh?
Anonymous said...
I was just blog surfing and ran across yours. Good job, I like it!SHOCKING Teeth Whiteningblog. It contains SECRET stuff about Teeth Whitening.Come and check it out if you dare ;-)
9:38 AM
Well thanks for liking it.. but as you can see I don't have any posts about teeth whitening,
nor do I care to destroy my teeth for you to make a couple of cents of me clicking on the
stupid link. Jesus I think spammers where all born from the same clef footed prostitute
named Cloe.. I mean really, are all spammers fucking stupid? I did request to be
spoken to about 'Teeth cleaning' or about my family history'? hmm.. NO!
YOU morons are the reason there should be a form I can fill out for justifiable homicide.
because you poor bastards need to A) get a real job. B) just need to die. and mostly C) Need to get out of my gene pool
*sigh*.. and these people are ALLOWED TO BREED!?
Moral of the story? Don't believe everything you read.
Dear Dr Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regardingGod's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to sharethat knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries todefend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them thatLeviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specificlaws and how to best follow them. When I burn a bull on the altar as asacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9).The problem is my neighbors -- they claim the odor is not pleasing tothem and counter by burning patchouli incense and those damnedCitronella candles all night long. I hate patchouli!!! How should Ideal with this?
I would also like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests inExodus 21:7. After all, times are tight with these rising gasolineprices and I seem to remember reading something about incest in theBible but I can't find the exact passage and I'm a little bit worriedfor myself right now. In this day and age, what would you estimate fairmarket value to be? I know that I am allowed no contact with a womanwhile she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24).The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women takeoffense and I can never unwrap all those wads of toilet paper in thetrash can so as to verify before they walk in on me and catch me in theact. Lev 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are aroundus but a friend of mine claims that this applies only to Mexicans andnot Canadians. And what of all those island nations in the Caribbean?Beyond that, Russia is fairly close to Alaska and the Mail Order Bridebusiness seems to be just fine by them. Can you clarify?
Also, I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. No, notOzzy...he's straight and married. That is what you call it, right?Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morallyobligated to kill him myself? In addition, if I was and then chose tokill him on a Sunday, would this be considered work and doom me to thesame fate. Sunday is a pretty open day for me and the neighborhood ispretty empty with all the Holy Rollers trying to buy their salvation bythrowing money into a wooden plate.
What else? Oh yeah, a friend of mine feels that even though eatingshellfish is an abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination thanhomosexuality. I don't agree. Have you ever witnessed the brutalkilling of a shellfish? It's horrible! Can you settle this for me? Lev21:18-21 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have adefect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Doesmy vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I had hoped Jesus would have returned by now to cure all the problems ofthe world and though I've been looking for him on the evangelicalhealing tour in my area, I haven't seen his name come up yet. Thosemiracles of his are a hot commodity these days, I guess. Anyway, I knowyou have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you canhelp. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Sincerely, A Concerned Crusader
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specificlaws and how to best follow them. When I burn a bull on the altar as asacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9).The problem is my neighbors -- they claim the odor is not pleasing tothem and counter by burning patchouli incense and those damnedCitronella candles all night long. I hate patchouli!!! How should Ideal with this?
I would also like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests inExodus 21:7. After all, times are tight with these rising gasolineprices and I seem to remember reading something about incest in theBible but I can't find the exact passage and I'm a little bit worriedfor myself right now. In this day and age, what would you estimate fairmarket value to be? I know that I am allowed no contact with a womanwhile she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24).The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women takeoffense and I can never unwrap all those wads of toilet paper in thetrash can so as to verify before they walk in on me and catch me in theact. Lev 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are aroundus but a friend of mine claims that this applies only to Mexicans andnot Canadians. And what of all those island nations in the Caribbean?Beyond that, Russia is fairly close to Alaska and the Mail Order Bridebusiness seems to be just fine by them. Can you clarify?
Also, I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. No, notOzzy...he's straight and married. That is what you call it, right?Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morallyobligated to kill him myself? In addition, if I was and then chose tokill him on a Sunday, would this be considered work and doom me to thesame fate. Sunday is a pretty open day for me and the neighborhood ispretty empty with all the Holy Rollers trying to buy their salvation bythrowing money into a wooden plate.
What else? Oh yeah, a friend of mine feels that even though eatingshellfish is an abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination thanhomosexuality. I don't agree. Have you ever witnessed the brutalkilling of a shellfish? It's horrible! Can you settle this for me? Lev21:18-21 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have adefect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Doesmy vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I had hoped Jesus would have returned by now to cure all the problems ofthe world and though I've been looking for him on the evangelicalhealing tour in my area, I haven't seen his name come up yet. Thosemiracles of his are a hot commodity these days, I guess. Anyway, I knowyou have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you canhelp. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Sincerely, A Concerned Crusader
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
A look into the mind of a man...
A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salongetsher hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dressesupvery nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salongetsher hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dressesupvery nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
And this is what I think of these fucking Gas prices. I mean really. WHAT THE HELL.
Ok, HERE'S something to think about. Why are the Gas prices so high? Because they are smoking pot? nope. Because the price of oil per barrel is smoking pot? yep.
But that's not the whole truth... Yes the price per barrel is up.. Ok, but think about this.. damn near EVERYTHING in the market today uses oil. ANYTHING plastic, lubricants, and many MANY other things. So why in the fuck havn't we seen the price of car oil jump up like this?
why haven't we seen the price of any plastic jump up? if 'oil' was the problem, Wal-Mart will no longer have the lowest prices. AND.. AND.... If Gas prices are so high (ok, enough with the pot references) then WHY IN THE FUCK are the Oil companys showing RECORD PROFITS? WTF, Mate?! 30% Profits.. BECAUSE the Gas prices have moved up.
So, here's how we fix it. YOU FUCKS WITH THE SUVS!!! Yeah you!!! SELL THE GOD DAMN THINGS. Get yourself into a Metro that get's like 45 Mpg (hamsters you know)
WHY in the FUCK would you want to spend $60-70 every couple of weeks to fill your tank?
SELL IT. Hell you'd and up saving money in the long run. SHOW the Gas companies that you don't like being fucked with. Because that is what they are doing to you.
Also think about this one... Gas prices are up. So you spend more at the pump. Well guess what? that means EVERYONE's fuel prices have gone up. Be ready to see the price on everything in the local store and supermarket go up soon.. The companys have to pass
the price on to someone, and it sure as hell won't be them. You and I, will be stuck with it.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Ok, Ok.. real post. I've been busy already!!! jesue people.. *sigh* my fans.. what can you do? ANYWAY, I've been working on Pogowolf.com and adding new and old inproved things to it. Then my host fucked everything, so now I'm doing it again.. Who's your Daddy? Not GoDaddy let me tell you. Past that, been playing Pogo.com.. Bastards stole my name.. I was PogoWolf, LONG before 'pogo' was even thought of as a website.. *sniff* and I can't even USE the PogoWolf handle on Pogo..
Friday, August 12, 2005
Monday, August 08, 2005
And we've got another dumb ass!!
Check this shit, as posted from a 'comment' on my blog.
"Anonymous said...
Reading your blog and I figured you'd be interested in advancing your life a bit, call us at 1-206-339-5106. No tests, books or exams, easiest way to get a Bachelors, Masters, MBA, Doctorate or Ph.D in almost any field.Totally confidential, open 24 hours a day.Hope to hear from you soon! "
Now HOW IN THE HELL would you think that I would be interested in 'advancing my life'? Do you have a CLUE who I am? No. Do you think I need money? (well yes.. but we've established that you are a dumb ass) but in truth no I don't.
*SIGH*
Here we go, now getting SPAMMED on our own blogs because some dumbass sticks their nose into my business thinking that they can 'help'. Now, I get some ass from Seattle wanting me to call up some long distance number, that's NOT even an 800 number to request information about a degree?
A degree with NO exams and tests (which is fucking redundant you 'tard) or books? SOOOooooo I pay you like $500 for this 'service' and then you run down town to get a few whores and knock yourself up with AIDS?
hmmm.. maybe I will give you a call.
YOU OUT OF MY GENE POOL.
"Anonymous said...
Reading your blog and I figured you'd be interested in advancing your life a bit, call us at 1-206-339-5106. No tests, books or exams, easiest way to get a Bachelors, Masters, MBA, Doctorate or Ph.D in almost any field.Totally confidential, open 24 hours a day.Hope to hear from you soon! "
Now HOW IN THE HELL would you think that I would be interested in 'advancing my life'? Do you have a CLUE who I am? No. Do you think I need money? (well yes.. but we've established that you are a dumb ass) but in truth no I don't.
*SIGH*
Here we go, now getting SPAMMED on our own blogs because some dumbass sticks their nose into my business thinking that they can 'help'. Now, I get some ass from Seattle wanting me to call up some long distance number, that's NOT even an 800 number to request information about a degree?
A degree with NO exams and tests (which is fucking redundant you 'tard) or books? SOOOooooo I pay you like $500 for this 'service' and then you run down town to get a few whores and knock yourself up with AIDS?
hmmm.. maybe I will give you a call.
YOU OUT OF MY GENE POOL.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Backstroke of the West
i saw revenge of the sith last weekend at a local theater with my friend joe who was in town on business. it was much better than the first two movies and a fitting end (err.. middle) to the star wars saga.the next day i was walking past my friendly dvd salesperson and decided to check out revenge of the sith. i was assured the quality was good and for 7rmb why not give it a shot.aside from the counters on the top of the screen and a distorted perspective it was ok- not high quality but watchable. the captions were a hilarious surprise- a direct english translation of the chinese interpretation of what the script was saying. it varied from being somewhat close to the script to being 'far far away'....
Drinking...
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
Friday, July 29, 2005
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you
to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage
that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the
couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir.
We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll
guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like
to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled
it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering
our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you
to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage
that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the
couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir.
We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll
guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like
to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled
it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering
our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"
Thursday, July 28, 2005
I'm writing to commend you for calling for a $90-million study on the effects of video games on children, and in particular the courageous stand you have taken in recent weeks against the notorious "Grand Theft Auto" series.
I'd like to draw your attention to another game whose nonstop violence and hostility has captured the attention of millions of kids � a game that instills aggressive thoughts in the minds of its players, some of whom have gone on to commit real-world acts of violence and sexual assault after playing.
I'm talking, of course, about high school football.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Live in Indiana? Need a DJ? Well! Here you go!!!
http://www.JandJDJ.com
Go there.. like now and stuff. Tell them "Pogo sent you." for a special discount of the same rate they would normally charge!!!
http://www.JandJDJ.com
Go there.. like now and stuff. Tell them "Pogo sent you." for a special discount of the same rate they would normally charge!!!
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Things Change...
Well now.. it's been a weird month I must say. Back in the first week of July, I got a wild hair up my ass (Reminber I have a furry wolf ass) and take a vaction somewhere I've never been before. So, first thought was call up a hooker and that got me thinking. VEGAS BABY!
So after some planning, and hopping a plane (and then buying a ticket and getting into the plane)
I end up in Vegas. It was a nice flight, if you exclude the shitty attendants, massive amounts of air turblance and kids yelling and screaming.. Oh yeah.. and the bitch that forced me to turn off my cell phone (like from 'Airplane mode' to 'off) .. Jesus christ.. WHY THE FUCK is there an 'airplane mode' when you can't use it!? Soo I asked my Uncle who just happens to be a flight instructor for the FAA.. "Hey Unc? Why can't I use a Cell phone on an Airplane?".. and I degress.. I'll save that story for another post. ;)
ANYWAY... The ONLY good thing about this flight was the FUCKING HOT red head they sat me next to. You wouldn't believe it.. she had like boobies and stuff. (like 38DD's.. and NATURAL.. hmm baby!) and to top it all off, she and I hit it off from the moment I sat down. So after offically joining the mile high club (although, I've been telling my friends for years I was already in the club) I tell my new friend where I was staying and that I hoped to see her around.
Of course, I was thinking to myself (WHEW! that was close) and headed off to my Hotel. Due to the fact that I'm not rich (Anyone wish to donate to the 'poor Pogowolf fund.. please Email me) I thought that the Golden Nugget would be a good place to stay. Clean, good reviews, close to the old strip.. so the hookers should be cheaper! I really liked the place.. of course after they switched me from a non-smoking room to a smoking room.. (I mean, really. how I was to know that the fire alarms where going to go off?!) Got a good view from the room, and just a few moments walk out the back door to a good view of the strip and fremont street.
At this point I'm thinking to myself, "self?" (because that's what I call myself) "What am I doing to do now? " of course, the thought foats to my mind...
"BOOBS, BEER, and BABES".. Ok, I guess I need to hit the strip.
So, I got a cab and headed to the strip. Figured the Luxor would be a good place to start walk into the casino and you'll NEVER believe who I saw?! the HOT redhead from the plane! SNOOGINS!! She and I start talking, which lead to dinner and then some gamleing and then some drinking. Come to find out that she was 23, and just visting like myself. So we figured that we could hook up and be Vegas buddies for the week or so that we where going to be out there.
There's not much more of this story to tell, after I started in drinking I don't remember much more of the trip.. I can tell you that I woke up out of the haze about two days before I was supposed to go home and that HOT redhead was asleep next to me NEKKID!!!(woot!!!!!!!). So as I am looking around for my cigarettes hoping everything 'worked' up to its potential the night before, I saw this piece of paper telling me that I am now the proud owner of a brand new wife"
WTF?!?
I was a bit upset that I didn't remember the purchase so I called my credit card company and they verified it.. So I guess the Pogowolf got married, even if I don't remember it. I have one thing left to say about it; not only is this woman HOT, she can suck golf ball through a garden hose!! (One of those flat garden hoses btw..hmmmmm) ;)
So after some planning, and hopping a plane (and then buying a ticket and getting into the plane)
I end up in Vegas. It was a nice flight, if you exclude the shitty attendants, massive amounts of air turblance and kids yelling and screaming.. Oh yeah.. and the bitch that forced me to turn off my cell phone (like from 'Airplane mode' to 'off) .. Jesus christ.. WHY THE FUCK is there an 'airplane mode' when you can't use it!? Soo I asked my Uncle who just happens to be a flight instructor for the FAA.. "Hey Unc? Why can't I use a Cell phone on an Airplane?".. and I degress.. I'll save that story for another post. ;)
ANYWAY... The ONLY good thing about this flight was the FUCKING HOT red head they sat me next to. You wouldn't believe it.. she had like boobies and stuff. (like 38DD's.. and NATURAL.. hmm baby!) and to top it all off, she and I hit it off from the moment I sat down. So after offically joining the mile high club (although, I've been telling my friends for years I was already in the club) I tell my new friend where I was staying and that I hoped to see her around.
Of course, I was thinking to myself (WHEW! that was close) and headed off to my Hotel. Due to the fact that I'm not rich (Anyone wish to donate to the 'poor Pogowolf fund.. please Email me) I thought that the Golden Nugget would be a good place to stay. Clean, good reviews, close to the old strip.. so the hookers should be cheaper! I really liked the place.. of course after they switched me from a non-smoking room to a smoking room.. (I mean, really. how I was to know that the fire alarms where going to go off?!) Got a good view from the room, and just a few moments walk out the back door to a good view of the strip and fremont street.
At this point I'm thinking to myself, "self?" (because that's what I call myself) "What am I doing to do now? " of course, the thought foats to my mind...
"BOOBS, BEER, and BABES".. Ok, I guess I need to hit the strip.
So, I got a cab and headed to the strip. Figured the Luxor would be a good place to start walk into the casino and you'll NEVER believe who I saw?! the HOT redhead from the plane! SNOOGINS!! She and I start talking, which lead to dinner and then some gamleing and then some drinking. Come to find out that she was 23, and just visting like myself. So we figured that we could hook up and be Vegas buddies for the week or so that we where going to be out there.
There's not much more of this story to tell, after I started in drinking I don't remember much more of the trip.. I can tell you that I woke up out of the haze about two days before I was supposed to go home and that HOT redhead was asleep next to me NEKKID!!!(woot!!!!!!!). So as I am looking around for my cigarettes hoping everything 'worked' up to its potential the night before, I saw this piece of paper telling me that I am now the proud owner of a brand new wife"
WTF?!?
I was a bit upset that I didn't remember the purchase so I called my credit card company and they verified it.. So I guess the Pogowolf got married, even if I don't remember it. I have one thing left to say about it; not only is this woman HOT, she can suck golf ball through a garden hose!! (One of those flat garden hoses btw..hmmmmm) ;)
Monday, July 18, 2005
Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.
hmmmm.. OK!!! You know there are some freaky people out there, and that's coming from me.. Wow.. *listens to the twlight zone theme*
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
OK.. ok.. So let me get this straight.
You want to scare us again with something that happened 4 fucking years ago. 4 YEARS and you STILL haven't caught the guy that did it. WTF, Mr. Bush?
�Suffering is real�, oh hell it is� right now... IN AMERICA you baboon and YOUR the fucking cause! The world hates us, we the people can�t even read the REAL stories of what�s happening over there.
Iraq WAS a mistake. Even if you don't listen to the people that love conspiracy theories you are still left with a cluster fuck of a problem that didn't need to be there in the first place.
Where in the hell is the MoMD's? For what REASON are we in Iraq in the first place? The Iraqi people? Bull shit. If you cared about them you wouldn�t have pushed this war on their land in the first place. Our people? Again, Bull shit... if you cared about the American people Ben Lauden�s head would be on a pike in front of the White house. Stopping world terror? Again, bull shit, even the media has seen the terrorist blowing MORE shit up after 9/11 then before.
So when the FUCK was America made the police of the world? What RIGHT do we have to tell them what people in another country 1/2 a world away can and can't do? And again, you have twisted the �truth� around to show that Iraq was behind 9/11. That�s not what you said a few years ago!!!
Jesus titty fucking Christ, Iraq is going to be this generations Vietnam... And you see how well the people STILL react to THAT war.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Monday, June 27, 2005
Friday, June 24, 2005
*sigh* here we go again. Ok, first off.. why in the fuck would anyone WANT to buy a house now? I mean really.. spend a few grand into your home, and the local goverment just tells you to go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Sometimes I really wish we lived back in the times of the Bible so God could smite these stupid bastards.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Friday, June 17, 2005
OH HELL NO.. WHAT THE FUCK?! Like we don't have enough of our rights taken away because of the stupid fucks in the government. I mean really.. WHAT IN THE HELL would you need to take where I fucking surf? HUH? HUH?! Answer me that you FBI fucktard lap dog. FREE COUNTRY you jask ass. We've already got enough spy ware and you want to fuck my ass while I'm surfing for porn now? FUCK YOU, you son of a one legged whore named Cloie. I'm SO fucking sick of this government bull shit. THEY are the cause of 9/11.. THEY knew we would be at war with Iraq 2 YEARS before we did it.. WHO'S the God Damn Terroists now?! The fucking American government that's who. Hey current leaders of the the US!!! Listen to me.. GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A 16" RETRACTABLE BATTON!!!! Jesus.. perhaps with a good stiff stick up your ass, you'll be able to push that pea brain of yours into some place that it'll do some good. God, Terry Shivo had more brains then the current leaders of the Government.
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone......
... is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
Wrong.. I know.. but Funny. :p
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone......
... is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
Wrong.. I know.. but Funny. :p
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Hello,
I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I
can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she
says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she
didn't answer and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that
anymore.
The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body.
It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an
artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said
that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or
insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more
money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I
said, "Don't cry, Mommy�, and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always
gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her
sneeze and chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. The doctor
said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will
team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will
collect prayers from school children all over America and have the
astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them
better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he
will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the
doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will
be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another
prayer to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please
help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to
rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email, that's okay.
Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a
poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in
the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long
slow, horrible death and then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel
person are you that you can't take five freakin' minutes to forward this
to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring
a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. I try to be happy,
but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I
wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its
shit in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.
I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I
can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she
says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she
didn't answer and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that
anymore.
The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body.
It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an
artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said
that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or
insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more
money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I
said, "Don't cry, Mommy�, and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always
gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her
sneeze and chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. The doctor
said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will
team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will
collect prayers from school children all over America and have the
astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them
better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he
will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the
doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will
be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another
prayer to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please
help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to
rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email, that's okay.
Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a
poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in
the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long
slow, horrible death and then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel
person are you that you can't take five freakin' minutes to forward this
to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring
a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. I try to be happy,
but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I
wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its
shit in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.
Driven to Think
It started out innocently enough.
I began to think at parties now and then-- to loosen up.
Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than
just a social thinker.
I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it
wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally
I was thinking all the time.
That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I had turned off
the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night
at her mother's.
I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't
mix, but I couldn't stop myself.
I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and
Kafka.. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What
is it exactly we are doing here?"
One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it
hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If
you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job."
This gave me a lot to think about.
I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I
confessed, "I've been thinking..."
"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!"
"But Honey, surely it's not that serious."
"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as
college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if
you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"
"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently.
She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to
deal with the emotional drama.
"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door. I
headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche.
I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the
big glass doors...
They didn't open. The library was closed.
To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that
night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a
poster caught my eye.
"Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked.
You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's
Anonymous poster.
Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a
TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week
it was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we avoided
thinking since the last meeting.
I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just
seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the
road to recovery is nearly complete for me.
Today, I registered to vote as a Republican
It started out innocently enough.
I began to think at parties now and then-- to loosen up.
Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than
just a social thinker.
I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it
wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally
I was thinking all the time.
That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I had turned off
the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night
at her mother's.
I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't
mix, but I couldn't stop myself.
I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and
Kafka.. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What
is it exactly we are doing here?"
One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it
hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If
you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job."
This gave me a lot to think about.
I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I
confessed, "I've been thinking..."
"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!"
"But Honey, surely it's not that serious."
"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as
college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if
you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"
"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently.
She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to
deal with the emotional drama.
"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door. I
headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche.
I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the
big glass doors...
They didn't open. The library was closed.
To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that
night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a
poster caught my eye.
"Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked.
You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's
Anonymous poster.
Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a
TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week
it was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we avoided
thinking since the last meeting.
I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just
seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the
road to recovery is nearly complete for me.
Today, I registered to vote as a Republican
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Monday, June 13, 2005
A Chinese couple named Wong had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a
lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you
name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's
don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong.�
lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy!
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you
name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's
don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong.�
Apple and Intel.. Think about it people. Apple single handly, can KILL Linux.. With a little work, KILL Unix.. and give Microsoft something they have not had in about 20 years.. Compitition. Here it is, and OS that WORKS. Unlike the Unix throwen together BS, this is an OS that AOHELL users can even use. M$ is out for a rough battle.. and it's going to be fun to watch...
Friday, June 10, 2005
Now why in the hell doesn't this suprise me? The Goverment are just like whores.. Give them an inch, and the stroke and suck you just toget that extra 1/2 inch out of you. WTF, is the problem here people? The problem is that you have got a jack-off for a president that is fucking our country up more then you can even begin to believe.. and now.. NOW we've got other branchs requesting that they GO AGAIST THE FUCKING CONSTUTION to get what they want.. all the in the name of 'peace' No.. it's in the name of POWER to uncle fuckers.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen and Advil is ibuprofen. The industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives a new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that as the population ages, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections, who can't remember what to do with them
Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives a new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that as the population ages, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections, who can't remember what to do with them
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Monday, May 23, 2005
WTF?! "The day before the conference, the Dean (pressured by the Spanish Recording Industry Association "Promusicae" as I found out later, and he recognized himself in a quote to the national newspaper El Pais, and even the Motion Picture Association of America, as another newspaper quotes) tried to stop it by denying permission to use the scheduled venue. So I scheduled a second one, and that was denied again. And a third time. Finally I gave the conference on the university cafeteria, for 5 hours, in front of 150 people.
Later on that day (May 4th, I will never forget), I received a call from the Director of the Masters Degree Program where I was teaching telling me that the Dean had called and had asked him to "make sure I did not teach there again", and on a second call saying "it's your choice, but also your responsibility".
The Director called me and first asked me to remove any link to the university from my website, and also to "hide" the fact that I was teaching there. Then he told me about the pressures and threats he and the Program received (to be subjected to software licenses inspection, copyright violations inspections, or anything that may damage them). Obviously I had to resign to save his job (and everybody else's at the Masters Program). So I did."
WOW.. talk about HARSH bastards from another country.. How/WHY would you FIRE someone for talking about Techology? You think you sweep it under the rug that it'll go away?! BULL SHIT. Deal with it fucktards..; the world in changeing.. computers are changeing.. and more and more people are getting out from under AOL.. deal.
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Words to live by...
There are 3 types of people in this worl: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes.
Pussies just think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, and all the assholes wanna do is shit all over everything.
Pussies may get mad at dicks once in awhile, cause pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get yur dick and pussy all covered in shit!!!"
-Team America
Pussies just think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, and all the assholes wanna do is shit all over everything.
Pussies may get mad at dicks once in awhile, cause pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get yur dick and pussy all covered in shit!!!"
-Team America
Friday, May 20, 2005
OH God!!! Here we go again, with a stupid human. Ok, let's 'barcode' everything, so the stupid fucks at the MPAA and the RIAA can get there money. I swear to my GOD, AND your GOD that I will fucking Boycott ANYTHING that has this shit in it, and I doupt that I'm the only one. I can't believe the extenct these bastard whores will go to in order to get that fucking dollar.
And here you are again.. I knew you would come. Just waiting for that whole
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith review eh? Well.. You've come to the right place.
ok, here goes. After waiting YEARS to see how the whole Star Wars series was going to be
tied together, I left the picture with more questions then answers.
First off, the special effects in this movie are supureb!!! Totally rocked!!!.. mostly.
there where still times where you knew the clones where GC, the Wookies where GC, Luke and Leia
where GC.. 1/2 the people where CG.. ok, so there was lots of GC. ;)
but it looked good. Animation wise.. well.. there where a few problems, but all and
all it really wasn't bad..
However, the acting, the dialog, and the story SUCKED MONKEY ASS. Really! I would have been
throwing my own shit at the screen if I wasn't the son of a money... oh wait.. DAMN IT!
COME ON lucas!!! WTF is going on in your mind to fuck with this series so much?!
You can direct.. great.. stay the fuck out of the script department!!! I can't believe
the crap that came out of these peoples mouths.. even when it looked half way convincing.
and THE HOLES!!! OMG the Plot Holes!!!! Man, do you NOT remember what the fuck you wrote
20 years ago?! Can you NOT remember the orginal story you where trying to tell?
AHHHHHHHHH
Pogo was NOT a happy camper on this movie. It wasn't bad.. but it was NOTHING like what
it should have been. EP1, Sucked ass. Stupid.. boring, and the only redeeming quality
was Natalie Portman.
EP2: Better then Ep1, not much Jar-Jar (thank God), some sequances where way to long
but again, there was Natalie portman.. and a nice T.H.O. Shot.. Hmmmm...
EP3: WTF?! Pedme doesn't even ACT like Padme. The character was flat, and I believe
the makeup department needs to win an Award.. because I have no idea how in the HELL
they could make Natalie Portman LOOK nasty. But they figured out a way.. for the first
like 20 mins of the movie.. I was heart broken.. like seeing the stripper you
fell in love with last night first thing in the morning..
AND, the bastard, KILLED Padme!? WHAT?!?! Leia says in EP6, that she remembers
her mommy.. HOW if she was DEAD.. YOU DUMB FOOL!
*sigh* what a way to kill a series.. and you expect to make money off the Tv SHOW?!
God, I hope you are SO not writting the script.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith review eh? Well.. You've come to the right place.
ok, here goes. After waiting YEARS to see how the whole Star Wars series was going to be
tied together, I left the picture with more questions then answers.
First off, the special effects in this movie are supureb!!! Totally rocked!!!.. mostly.
there where still times where you knew the clones where GC, the Wookies where GC, Luke and Leia
where GC.. 1/2 the people where CG.. ok, so there was lots of GC. ;)
but it looked good. Animation wise.. well.. there where a few problems, but all and
all it really wasn't bad..
However, the acting, the dialog, and the story SUCKED MONKEY ASS. Really! I would have been
throwing my own shit at the screen if I wasn't the son of a money... oh wait.. DAMN IT!
COME ON lucas!!! WTF is going on in your mind to fuck with this series so much?!
You can direct.. great.. stay the fuck out of the script department!!! I can't believe
the crap that came out of these peoples mouths.. even when it looked half way convincing.
and THE HOLES!!! OMG the Plot Holes!!!! Man, do you NOT remember what the fuck you wrote
20 years ago?! Can you NOT remember the orginal story you where trying to tell?
AHHHHHHHHH
Pogo was NOT a happy camper on this movie. It wasn't bad.. but it was NOTHING like what
it should have been. EP1, Sucked ass. Stupid.. boring, and the only redeeming quality
was Natalie Portman.
EP2: Better then Ep1, not much Jar-Jar (thank God), some sequances where way to long
but again, there was Natalie portman.. and a nice T.H.O. Shot.. Hmmmm...
EP3: WTF?! Pedme doesn't even ACT like Padme. The character was flat, and I believe
the makeup department needs to win an Award.. because I have no idea how in the HELL
they could make Natalie Portman LOOK nasty. But they figured out a way.. for the first
like 20 mins of the movie.. I was heart broken.. like seeing the stripper you
fell in love with last night first thing in the morning..
AND, the bastard, KILLED Padme!? WHAT?!?! Leia says in EP6, that she remembers
her mommy.. HOW if she was DEAD.. YOU DUMB FOOL!
*sigh* what a way to kill a series.. and you expect to make money off the Tv SHOW?!
God, I hope you are SO not writting the script.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
Drivers Test...
Driving Test Question
You are driving along a two-lane road with a NO OVERTAKING signposted, and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next two miles, or do you break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
Answer first and then
Click here: http://www.pogowolf.com/images/biker.jpg
You are driving along a two-lane road with a NO OVERTAKING signposted, and come upon a bicycle rider.
Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next two miles, or do you break the law and pass?
Which is the correct choice?
Answer first and then
Click here: http://www.pogowolf.com/images/biker.jpg
Friday, May 13, 2005
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Friday, May 06, 2005
I have been honored...
No really, I'm totally honored that the Lord of the Fucktards, graced my blog with his/her (it?)s presence. It's even BETTER that I just posted an Entry about Spyware, and from an earlier post about SPAM. GOD I HAD SPAM... and now the 'LotF' comes to my doorstep. *rubs hands together* Here's the nice little 'reply' I got from one of my posts (now removed)
"Michael said...
i concurehey you want to make some money?go to Netbux.org and register. The only e-mail you get is an activation e-mail. You will also need a Paypal account, but again only an activation e-mail. You get paid 2 cents a search plus 2 cents for every search a person who has refered you makes. Tell them 128189 sent you. 5:12 PM "
Ok.. Let's break this down:
1) Who the hell are you? Oh.. Michael? Hi!.... asshat.
2) NetBux... netBux.. I know that name..
OH YEAH!!! Is't that the web site owned by Chad French, in Flordia right?
and yes, I've got his Phone Number, Address, and Email addy. Seems that
Netbux isn't the only business this gentelman is into.
3) Speaking of.. now wait.. the owner is the owner of another Website?
OH.. lets check this out. ANOTHER Marketing website.. Hmmmm..
this isn't looking good.
4) Hmmm.. two of the major 'OMG This is COOL!' sites
merkey.net, and blindecho.net are owned by the same person?
LOL!!! can you say Afflate? I knew you could.
5) AND people bitching about reff. not being counted, and people not getting paid.
SOOOOoooooo.. Let me get this stright. You want me to sign up for a 'free' system
that let's you make money.. YET this site has dead links, slow as hell, looks to be set up like
a prymid scheme, people bitching about not getting paid, and/or refferals not being
counted.. and it's only $.02 a search? you've got to be kidding me. with a max of $.80 a day?
that RIGHT THERE is 40 searchs. PER DAY. AND You need to reach $50 before you pay out?
Dude.. Tell you what.. Let me give you a little piece of advise. If you want to make money.. GET A GOD DAMNED JOB. Stop fucking around on the internet looking for that fast payout. Jesus christ, if you spent 1-10th of the enegry that you use to figure out how to screw people over you'd already be fucking rich, and wouldn't need to worry about it in the first place.
Stupid humans.
"Michael said...
i concurehey you want to make some money?go to Netbux.org and register. The only e-mail you get is an activation e-mail. You will also need a Paypal account, but again only an activation e-mail. You get paid 2 cents a search plus 2 cents for every search a person who has refered you makes. Tell them 128189 sent you. 5:12 PM "
Ok.. Let's break this down:
1) Who the hell are you? Oh.. Michael? Hi!.... asshat.
2) NetBux... netBux.. I know that name..
OH YEAH!!! Is't that the web site owned by Chad French, in Flordia right?
and yes, I've got his Phone Number, Address, and Email addy. Seems that
Netbux isn't the only business this gentelman is into.
3) Speaking of.. now wait.. the owner is the owner of another Website?
OH.. lets check this out. ANOTHER Marketing website.. Hmmmm..
this isn't looking good.
4) Hmmm.. two of the major 'OMG This is COOL!' sites
merkey.net, and blindecho.net are owned by the same person?
LOL!!! can you say Afflate? I knew you could.
5) AND people bitching about reff. not being counted, and people not getting paid.
SOOOOoooooo.. Let me get this stright. You want me to sign up for a 'free' system
that let's you make money.. YET this site has dead links, slow as hell, looks to be set up like
a prymid scheme, people bitching about not getting paid, and/or refferals not being
counted.. and it's only $.02 a search? you've got to be kidding me. with a max of $.80 a day?
that RIGHT THERE is 40 searchs. PER DAY. AND You need to reach $50 before you pay out?
Dude.. Tell you what.. Let me give you a little piece of advise. If you want to make money.. GET A GOD DAMNED JOB. Stop fucking around on the internet looking for that fast payout. Jesus christ, if you spent 1-10th of the enegry that you use to figure out how to screw people over you'd already be fucking rich, and wouldn't need to worry about it in the first place.
Stupid humans.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
is Spyware breaking the law?
As posted by this gentlemen, on the talkback section of the CNET article above:
Breaking the Law!
Posted by: Kirk Rheinlander
Posted on: May 4, 2005, 6:44 AM PDT
Story: Spying on the spyware makers
If someone was to break into your house (computer), and install cameras (spyware) to monitor your activity, and sell this activity log to someone (spyware vendors), it would be a felony under all states and US federal law. Spyware vendors should be 1) criminally punished for breaking and entering, unlawful entry, violation of personal privacy laws, and destruction of private property (computer operations) 2) civilly punished for loss of productivity loss costs, direct increased costs in management and administrative costs, as well as protection and enforcement costs (anti-spyware). The sooner the lawmakers wake up to this illegal activity, and make the analogies to current law, we will all be able to start to crack down on these flagrant criminals in the computer world. Then again, if your car ran as poorly as MS Windows, there would be class action suits all over the place against Microsoft, so I guess we, as a society, have been desensitized to abysmal respect for our personal rights. I am glad that my OS X machine is, so far, immune to these threats....and this is coming from someone that was part of the original IBM PC development team, circa 1980.
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NO SHIT!!!! Now why the hell didn't I think of that? I mean, I always knew that Spyware vendors where fucktards (and don't even get me started about the Government.. think about it.. how can they gain personal information from damn near every American quickly?) But Kirk is right! (Bonus point for the new cool first name.. -5 points for owning a MAC.. and -10 for publicy announceing it.) These bastards SHOULD be hunted and thrown in jail, for invasion of privacy. WHY IN THE HELL would Disney even WANT to know your personal information? WHY is this such big business? Demographics? Bullshit. It's not hard to understand your Demographics.. The hard part is listening to your ass, as your Marketing director tries to push the biggest wad of shit up it. Here's a short story to the moronic pig fuckers of most (not all mind you) marketing teams. Here's what your BILLIONS of dollars in ADS boils down to.
David and Mike walk into local sit-down resturant. The hot waitress (because they are mostly all hot, at hooters) (HEY!!! it's my story.. fuck off) David askes for a Coke. The waitress, bending over with a wink, says "Will Pepsi be ok?" "Sure, whatever"
like OMG.. gag me with a smurf! Can you believe that? what's wrong with your demographics?. NOTHING.. WE AS PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
Breaking the Law!
Posted by: Kirk Rheinlander
Posted on: May 4, 2005, 6:44 AM PDT
Story: Spying on the spyware makers
If someone was to break into your house (computer), and install cameras (spyware) to monitor your activity, and sell this activity log to someone (spyware vendors), it would be a felony under all states and US federal law. Spyware vendors should be 1) criminally punished for breaking and entering, unlawful entry, violation of personal privacy laws, and destruction of private property (computer operations) 2) civilly punished for loss of productivity loss costs, direct increased costs in management and administrative costs, as well as protection and enforcement costs (anti-spyware). The sooner the lawmakers wake up to this illegal activity, and make the analogies to current law, we will all be able to start to crack down on these flagrant criminals in the computer world. Then again, if your car ran as poorly as MS Windows, there would be class action suits all over the place against Microsoft, so I guess we, as a society, have been desensitized to abysmal respect for our personal rights. I am glad that my OS X machine is, so far, immune to these threats....and this is coming from someone that was part of the original IBM PC development team, circa 1980.
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NO SHIT!!!! Now why the hell didn't I think of that? I mean, I always knew that Spyware vendors where fucktards (and don't even get me started about the Government.. think about it.. how can they gain personal information from damn near every American quickly?) But Kirk is right! (Bonus point for the new cool first name.. -5 points for owning a MAC.. and -10 for publicy announceing it.) These bastards SHOULD be hunted and thrown in jail, for invasion of privacy. WHY IN THE HELL would Disney even WANT to know your personal information? WHY is this such big business? Demographics? Bullshit. It's not hard to understand your Demographics.. The hard part is listening to your ass, as your Marketing director tries to push the biggest wad of shit up it. Here's a short story to the moronic pig fuckers of most (not all mind you) marketing teams. Here's what your BILLIONS of dollars in ADS boils down to.
David and Mike walk into local sit-down resturant. The hot waitress (because they are mostly all hot, at hooters) (HEY!!! it's my story.. fuck off) David askes for a Coke. The waitress, bending over with a wink, says "Will Pepsi be ok?" "Sure, whatever"
like OMG.. gag me with a smurf! Can you believe that? what's wrong with your demographics?. NOTHING.. WE AS PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
*sigh* Never try to steal the purse of a Star Wars fan...
http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
And we get ANOTHER one.. How many stupid people are there in the world? I mean really. Ok so you get cold feet. If you love the person then you talk it though.. and if you can't agree.. you shouldn't be together in the first place. BUT NO!!!! SOMEONE needs to be a dumb ass.. and fake herself getting kidnapped?! Jesus DOT Christ moron. But here's the kicker.. she doesn't think she did anything WRONG.. WTF, Mate!? What person with 1/2 a brain would even think something like that up.. let alone.. not think they did anything wrong after the fact? *sigh* Stupid humans. However.. it does bring up another story.. Read the next post. ;)
Monday, May 02, 2005
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