Thursday, May 26, 2005


Traditional Sticking? Image Copywrite 'The PogoWolf' 1992

Wednesday, May 25, 2005


LMFAO!!!!! Dorks in true form...

Tuesday, May 24, 2005


SKINDRED ROCKS!!!!!!! A mix of Reggie and Heavy metal.. you gotta love it! Check 'em out!!!

LOL!!!!! New systems pushing a trillion cycles.. and we get this.. Must be from Sony.

Monday, May 23, 2005


THANK GOD for Cut and Paste!!!!

WTF?! "The day before the conference, the Dean (pressured by the Spanish Recording Industry Association "Promusicae" as I found out later, and he recognized himself in a quote to the national newspaper El Pais, and even the Motion Picture Association of America, as another newspaper quotes) tried to stop it by denying permission to use the scheduled venue. So I scheduled a second one, and that was denied again. And a third time. Finally I gave the conference on the university cafeteria, for 5 hours, in front of 150 people.

Later on that day (May 4th, I will never forget), I received a call from the Director of the Masters Degree Program where I was teaching telling me that the Dean had called and had asked him to "make sure I did not teach there again", and on a second call saying "it's your choice, but also your responsibility".

The Director called me and first asked me to remove any link to the university from my website, and also to "hide" the fact that I was teaching there. Then he told me about the pressures and threats he and the Program received (to be subjected to software licenses inspection, copyright violations inspections, or anything that may damage them). Obviously I had to resign to save his job (and everybody else's at the Masters Program). So I did."

WOW.. talk about HARSH bastards from another country.. How/WHY would you FIRE someone for talking about Techology? You think you sweep it under the rug that it'll go away?! BULL SHIT. Deal with it fucktards..; the world in changeing.. computers are changeing.. and more and more people are getting out from under AOL.. deal.

OH yeah.. and it REALLY FUCKING EFFECTED the 158.5M it made the first 5 days... stupid humans
by null etc. Seriously, put a robot in the hangar bay, it plugs in, then NETWORK OWNED! you can open any jail cell, tell exactly where the prisoner are, open any door and even control the elevators.
The Empire should look into using firewalls.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Words to live by...

There are 3 types of people in this worl: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes.

Pussies just think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, and all the assholes wanna do is shit all over everything.

Pussies may get mad at dicks once in awhile, cause pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get yur dick and pussy all covered in shit!!!"

-Team America

Friday, May 20, 2005


I've still got a question for these bozos. HOW in the HELL can you know what is 'copied' ? HOW can you even have an estimate? HOW in the hell could you even 'learn' How many people are copying software and other shit?

OH God!!! Here we go again, with a stupid human. Ok, let's 'barcode' everything, so the stupid fucks at the MPAA and the RIAA can get there money. I swear to my GOD, AND your GOD that I will fucking Boycott ANYTHING that has this shit in it, and I doupt that I'm the only one. I can't believe the extenct these bastard whores will go to in order to get that fucking dollar.
And here you are again.. I knew you would come. Just waiting for that whole
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith review eh? Well.. You've come to the right place.

ok, here goes. After waiting YEARS to see how the whole Star Wars series was going to be
tied together, I left the picture with more questions then answers.

First off, the special effects in this movie are supureb!!! Totally rocked!!!.. mostly.
there where still times where you knew the clones where GC, the Wookies where GC, Luke and Leia
where GC.. 1/2 the people where CG.. ok, so there was lots of GC. ;)
but it looked good. Animation wise.. well.. there where a few problems, but all and
all it really wasn't bad..

However, the acting, the dialog, and the story SUCKED MONKEY ASS. Really! I would have been
throwing my own shit at the screen if I wasn't the son of a money... oh wait.. DAMN IT!

COME ON lucas!!! WTF is going on in your mind to fuck with this series so much?!
You can direct.. great.. stay the fuck out of the script department!!! I can't believe
the crap that came out of these peoples mouths.. even when it looked half way convincing.


and THE HOLES!!! OMG the Plot Holes!!!! Man, do you NOT remember what the fuck you wrote
20 years ago?! Can you NOT remember the orginal story you where trying to tell?

AHHHHHHHHH

Pogo was NOT a happy camper on this movie. It wasn't bad.. but it was NOTHING like what
it should have been. EP1, Sucked ass. Stupid.. boring, and the only redeeming quality
was Natalie Portman.

EP2: Better then Ep1, not much Jar-Jar (thank God), some sequances where way to long
but again, there was Natalie portman.. and a nice T.H.O. Shot.. Hmmmm...

EP3: WTF?! Pedme doesn't even ACT like Padme. The character was flat, and I believe
the makeup department needs to win an Award.. because I have no idea how in the HELL
they could make Natalie Portman LOOK nasty. But they figured out a way.. for the first
like 20 mins of the movie.. I was heart broken.. like seeing the stripper you
fell in love with last night first thing in the morning..

AND, the bastard, KILLED Padme!? WHAT?!?! Leia says in EP6, that she remembers
her mommy.. HOW if she was DEAD.. YOU DUMB FOOL!


*sigh* what a way to kill a series.. and you expect to make money off the Tv SHOW?!
God, I hope you are SO not writting the script.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

STAR WARS!!! I'm going to see STAR WARS!!! Oh yeah.. just wait for THIS review.. LOL!

Monday, May 16, 2005

Drivers Test...

Driving Test Question
You are driving along a two-lane road with a NO OVERTAKING signposted, and come upon a bicycle rider.

Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next two miles, or do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

Answer first and then
Click here: http://www.pogowolf.com/images/biker.jpg

I am going to kill you...

Friday, May 13, 2005

"Anything is possible in a world where many believe that a poor carpenter can walk on water, die and come back with just a few scars." - SEETHER

Thursday, May 12, 2005


Yeah.. like no shit.. ;)

Friday, May 06, 2005

I have been honored...

No really, I'm totally honored that the Lord of the Fucktards, graced my blog with his/her (it?)s presence. It's even BETTER that I just posted an Entry about Spyware, and from an earlier post about SPAM. GOD I HAD SPAM... and now the 'LotF' comes to my doorstep. *rubs hands together* Here's the nice little 'reply' I got from one of my posts (now removed)

"Michael said...
i concurehey you want to make some money?go to Netbux.org and register. The only e-mail you get is an activation e-mail. You will also need a Paypal account, but again only an activation e-mail. You get paid 2 cents a search plus 2 cents for every search a person who has refered you makes. Tell them 128189 sent you. 5:12 PM "

Ok.. Let's break this down:
1) Who the hell are you? Oh.. Michael? Hi!.... asshat.
2) NetBux... netBux.. I know that name..
OH YEAH!!! Is't that the web site owned by Chad French, in Flordia right?
and yes, I've got his Phone Number, Address, and Email addy. Seems that
Netbux isn't the only business this gentelman is into.

3) Speaking of.. now wait.. the owner is the owner of another Website?
OH.. lets check this out. ANOTHER Marketing website.. Hmmmm..
this isn't looking good.

4) Hmmm.. two of the major 'OMG This is COOL!' sites
merkey.net, and blindecho.net are owned by the same person?
LOL!!! can you say Afflate? I knew you could.

5) AND people bitching about reff. not being counted, and people not getting paid.

SOOOOoooooo.. Let me get this stright. You want me to sign up for a 'free' system
that let's you make money.. YET this site has dead links, slow as hell, looks to be set up like
a prymid scheme, people bitching about not getting paid, and/or refferals not being
counted.. and it's only $.02 a search? you've got to be kidding me. with a max of $.80 a day?
that RIGHT THERE is 40 searchs. PER DAY. AND You need to reach $50 before you pay out?

Dude.. Tell you what.. Let me give you a little piece of advise. If you want to make money.. GET A GOD DAMNED JOB. Stop fucking around on the internet looking for that fast payout. Jesus christ, if you spent 1-10th of the enegry that you use to figure out how to screw people over you'd already be fucking rich, and wouldn't need to worry about it in the first place.

Stupid humans.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

is Spyware breaking the law?

As posted by this gentlemen, on the talkback section of the CNET article above:

Breaking the Law!
Posted by: Kirk Rheinlander
Posted on: May 4, 2005, 6:44 AM PDT
Story: Spying on the spyware makers
If someone was to break into your house (computer), and install cameras (spyware) to monitor your activity, and sell this activity log to someone (spyware vendors), it would be a felony under all states and US federal law. Spyware vendors should be 1) criminally punished for breaking and entering, unlawful entry, violation of personal privacy laws, and destruction of private property (computer operations) 2) civilly punished for loss of productivity loss costs, direct increased costs in management and administrative costs, as well as protection and enforcement costs (anti-spyware). The sooner the lawmakers wake up to this illegal activity, and make the analogies to current law, we will all be able to start to crack down on these flagrant criminals in the computer world. Then again, if your car ran as poorly as MS Windows, there would be class action suits all over the place against Microsoft, so I guess we, as a society, have been desensitized to abysmal respect for our personal rights. I am glad that my OS X machine is, so far, immune to these threats....and this is coming from someone that was part of the original IBM PC development team, circa 1980.
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NO SHIT!!!! Now why the hell didn't I think of that? I mean, I always knew that Spyware vendors where fucktards (and don't even get me started about the Government.. think about it.. how can they gain personal information from damn near every American quickly?) But Kirk is right! (Bonus point for the new cool first name.. -5 points for owning a MAC.. and -10 for publicy announceing it.) These bastards SHOULD be hunted and thrown in jail, for invasion of privacy. WHY IN THE HELL would Disney even WANT to know your personal information? WHY is this such big business? Demographics? Bullshit. It's not hard to understand your Demographics.. The hard part is listening to your ass, as your Marketing director tries to push the biggest wad of shit up it. Here's a short story to the moronic pig fuckers of most (not all mind you) marketing teams. Here's what your BILLIONS of dollars in ADS boils down to.

David and Mike walk into local sit-down resturant. The hot waitress (because they are mostly all hot, at hooters) (HEY!!! it's my story.. fuck off) David askes for a Coke. The waitress, bending over with a wink, says "Will Pepsi be ok?" "Sure, whatever"

like OMG.. gag me with a smurf! Can you believe that? what's wrong with your demographics?. NOTHING.. WE AS PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

The lightsaber is also good for that REALLY CLOSE shave you've always wanted... http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm

*sigh* Never try to steal the purse of a Star Wars fan...
http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm

Well, it's total crap. But it's MY total Crap. PogoWolf.com is now up and running, though there's not much there at the moment. Check back often. I mean it. Check it often.. like 300 times a day.. and click on the ads while you are at it. =P CLICK THE CLICKY THINGY!

Tuesday, May 03, 2005


And we get ANOTHER one.. How many stupid people are there in the world? I mean really. Ok so you get cold feet. If you love the person then you talk it though.. and if you can't agree.. you shouldn't be together in the first place. BUT NO!!!! SOMEONE needs to be a dumb ass.. and fake herself getting kidnapped?! Jesus DOT Christ moron. But here's the kicker.. she doesn't think she did anything WRONG.. WTF, Mate!? What person with 1/2 a brain would even think something like that up.. let alone.. not think they did anything wrong after the fact? *sigh* Stupid humans. However.. it does bring up another story.. Read the next post. ;)

Monday, May 02, 2005


Can you say 'Oh shit?' I knew you could.. This, my friends, is what a 50-foot tall wall of sand looks like. Sand Storm, 26 April 2005. Al Asad, IRAQ

It's a wall of sand traveling at 60 mph.