Friday, July 29, 2005

A call to all females... ok, look.. I like boobs. I miss seeing boobies when I was in Vegas.. please? send me a photo of your boobies? (doesn't hurt to ask does it? ;)

Email is in the profile.

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A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you
to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage
that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle
was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the
couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir.
We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.



"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll
guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like
to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"



"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife."



The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled
it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering
our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!"



So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.



After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"


"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.



"Really? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"

Thursday, July 28, 2005


I'm writing to commend you for calling for a $90-million study on the effects of video games on children, and in particular the courageous stand you have taken in recent weeks against the notorious "Grand Theft Auto" series.

I'd like to draw your attention to another game whose nonstop violence and hostility has captured the attention of millions of kids � a game that instills aggressive thoughts in the minds of its players, some of whom have gone on to commit real-world acts of violence and sexual assault after playing.

I'm talking, of course, about high school football.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005


You know.. I really shouldn't say this.. but couldn't have happened to a nicer mother fucker.
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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Things Change...

Well now.. it's been a weird month I must say. Back in the first week of July, I got a wild hair up my ass (Reminber I have a furry wolf ass) and take a vaction somewhere I've never been before. So, first thought was call up a hooker and that got me thinking. VEGAS BABY!


So after some planning, and hopping a plane (and then buying a ticket and getting into the plane)
I end up in Vegas. It was a nice flight, if you exclude the shitty attendants, massive amounts of air turblance and kids yelling and screaming.. Oh yeah.. and the bitch that forced me to turn off my cell phone (like from 'Airplane mode' to 'off) .. Jesus christ.. WHY THE FUCK is there an 'airplane mode' when you can't use it!? Soo I asked my Uncle who just happens to be a flight instructor for the FAA.. "Hey Unc? Why can't I use a Cell phone on an Airplane?".. and I degress.. I'll save that story for another post. ;)

ANYWAY... The ONLY good thing about this flight was the FUCKING HOT red head they sat me next to. You wouldn't believe it.. she had like boobies and stuff. (like 38DD's.. and NATURAL.. hmm baby!) and to top it all off, she and I hit it off from the moment I sat down. So after offically joining the mile high club (although, I've been telling my friends for years I was already in the club) I tell my new friend where I was staying and that I hoped to see her around.

Of course, I was thinking to myself (WHEW! that was close) and headed off to my Hotel. Due to the fact that I'm not rich (Anyone wish to donate to the 'poor Pogowolf fund.. please Email me) I thought that the Golden Nugget would be a good place to stay. Clean, good reviews, close to the old strip.. so the hookers should be cheaper! I really liked the place.. of course after they switched me from a non-smoking room to a smoking room.. (I mean, really. how I was to know that the fire alarms where going to go off?!) Got a good view from the room, and just a few moments walk out the back door to a good view of the strip and fremont street.

At this point I'm thinking to myself, "self?" (because that's what I call myself) "What am I doing to do now? " of course, the thought foats to my mind...

"BOOBS, BEER, and BABES".. Ok, I guess I need to hit the strip.

So, I got a cab and headed to the strip. Figured the Luxor would be a good place to start walk into the casino and you'll NEVER believe who I saw?! the HOT redhead from the plane! SNOOGINS!! She and I start talking, which lead to dinner and then some gamleing and then some drinking. Come to find out that she was 23, and just visting like myself. So we figured that we could hook up and be Vegas buddies for the week or so that we where going to be out there.

There's not much more of this story to tell, after I started in drinking I don't remember much more of the trip.. I can tell you that I woke up out of the haze about two days before I was supposed to go home and that HOT redhead was asleep next to me NEKKID!!!(woot!!!!!!!). So as I am looking around for my cigarettes hoping everything 'worked' up to its potential the night before, I saw this piece of paper telling me that I am now the proud owner of a brand new wife"

WTF?!?

I was a bit upset that I didn't remember the purchase so I called my credit card company and they verified it.. So I guess the Pogowolf got married, even if I don't remember it. I have one thing left to say about it; not only is this woman HOT, she can suck golf ball through a garden hose!! (One of those flat garden hoses btw..hmmmmm) ;)

Monday, July 18, 2005


Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.
hmmmm.. OK!!! You know there are some freaky people out there, and that's coming from me.. Wow.. *listens to the twlight zone theme*