MY Xbox360 scares me...

My 360 sent me an Email this morning..

PogoWolf hit the switch and fired me up yesterday. His total gamer score is 190. He played Geometry Wars Evolved, Frogger, and then I was like, 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101... I'm just kidding, we don't really talk like that.

Quotes...

"it was the stupidity of her dumb ass that was the straw that derailed the dumbass tolerance train"
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I love my friends...

PogoWolf.com Update

07/12/06 - http://www.pogowolf.com update

Nope, still not dead yet. (You all wish). Lets see, I've added some more girls to the Gallery and some MP3's to the files area (they are PD) just for testing and sharing. Also, I'm working on a whole new layout, feel, and design of PogoWolf.com.. it's coming.. slowly.. I'm also working on a new RSS system for GamersVue so that's taking some time out of an already busy life.. on top of that, i just got PREY.. so, of course, I need to beat it. Which should be tonight.
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Humor...

This was sent to me via IM from a friend of mine...

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I am nool about it I am not mad just a bit de de deeee for making such a dumb mistake
not* not nool
NO wait that was supposed to be cool
not nool or not
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And I thought it was funny and wanted to embarrass them on the internet..

Self-Stirring Mug

This mug has a miniature battery-operated propeller at the bottom of the well that spins at 3,000 rpms at the touch of a button on the handle, automatically stirring your beverage and eliminating the need to dispose of stirrers or find a place to leave coffee-dampened spoons. At your command the propeller re-stirs mugs of hot chocolate, coffee, or tea, preventing chocolate or sugar from settling out of solution, and overcoming the traditional challenge of adequately mixing honey in a hot drink. The mug includes a lid to keep contents from spilling and to retain heat, and the lid can be placed underneath the mugs base as an impromptu coaster. The mug is lightweight injection-molded plastic sheathed in a stainless steel exterior. 

I guess it was only a matter of time...

More RIAA Foolishness Vias LockerGnome

If you’re not familiar with youtube.com, you’re missing a real treat. Thousands of videos are uploaded by people and shared for your viewing pleasure. Some aren’t so great, and some are plain stupid, but there are some real gems. I’ve gotten to see some music videos that I haven’t seen in years. But now the RIAA is in a panic again and sending out cease and desist letters. Does the RIAA have a clue as…

Wierd Al Interviews Eminem

AL TV: Wierd Al Interviews Eminem

Ok, Who farted?

It would seem that someone within the "royal ranks" passed wind whilst on the balcony much to the amusement of all.Notice HM the Queen's face in the first two photo's, then look at her final expression in picture three. How guilty does HRH the Duke of Edinburgh look? 

A FIRE RAINBOW

This is a Fire Rainbow. - The rarest of all naturally occuring atmospheric phenomena. THE PICTURE WAS CAPTURED ON THE IDAHO/WASHINGTON BORDER. THE EVENT LASTED ABOUT 1 HOUR. CLOUDS HAVE TO BE CIRRUS, AT LEAST 20K FEET IN THE AIR, WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF ICE CRYSTALS AND THE SUN HAS TO HIT THE CLOUDS AT PRCEISELY 58 DEGREES. 

Wow...

Well now, let's hope this works. It's a really great Animated GIF.

My huge Cock...

So, I was talking to hot babes on the internet the other day, and one of them asked to see my huge cock... 

Only in America....

Talk about lazy...

 

Understanding Computers..

Yep. That just about explains everything... 

Document Control by the Monks

Document Control by the Monks

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abott. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,

We missed the 'R' ...

We missed the 'R' ...

We missed the 'R' ...

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, ' After all these years ... the word was ' celebrate '.' "

Twinkie Lasagna?

Seems there's a new cook book on the market. The 'Twinkies Cookbook', by Theresa Cogswell, has new recipes for great dishes such as the 'Twinkie Burrito' or the 'Twinkie Lasagna'. Just two of the 50 recipes in the book. The cookbook was created as a part of Twinkies' 75th anniversary celebration last year.

All I can say is, EEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican

"The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope

Dopey leads the pack. Dopey my son ,' says the Pope 'what can I do for you?'

Dopey asks, 'Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, 'No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'

The Pope puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers Dopey, 'there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .'

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, 'Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, 'I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting: 'Dopey shagged a penguin!' 'Dopey shagged a penguin!'"

Like I need to say anything...

 

Lifes Choices...

God, this would be like taking the Kobayashi Maru test! 

Baa, Baa Black Sheep blacklisted

Oddly Enough News Article Reuters.com: "Baa, Baa Black Sheep blacklisted"
Wed Jun 14, 2006 06:50 AM ET

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian state has removed nursery rhymes such as 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' and 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' from its primary school syllabus because they are 'too Western,' newspapers said Wednesday.
The government in the central state of Madhya Pradesh, run by the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party, dropped the rhymes, immensely popular with millions of Indian children, from its Class I syllabus taught to five-year-olds.
'We want our children to have value education in local color,' the Hindustan Times quoted Narottam Mishra, the state's school education minister as saying.
Children will now learn English-language rhymes written by Indian poets, papers said.

© Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved. "
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And we send our jobs there... What does this tell you 'Big Business'?

I always wondered who would win in a fight...

.. and it's UPS over FEDEX with a KO in the 3rd round!

 

Fucking Spam..

Look everyone!!!! There's another stupid fuck on the planet earth. How about this.. we take all the spammers wasting our time (because we have to delete it.. duh) and shoot them off into space?! That would be like cool and stuff.

This time the asshat of the day goes out to: (drum roll) Pharmamx dot com!! Wow.. what a bunch of fucking jerks. Did I ASK for you to spam me (on a BLOG no less) about your crap 'low prices?' DID I fucking request information from your company? DID I create this blog so that ONE person (me) can read your SPAM?

HELL NO.

Die, Spammer. Really. no one loves you. You don't amount to anything. You're parents hate you and want to tell you that you where nothing but a mistake the milk man made with your web footed whore of a mother.

Please, go jump off a cliff and make everyone happy. Hell, that's why God put cliffs on the earth in the first place, so dumb fucks like yourself could have a place to kill themselves easily.

So do me, God, and the rest of the earth a favor and take care of your unwanted, wasted live.
end it.


(Naaaa.. I love spammers.)

Amber Alerts and the stupid humans that cause them.

We saw an Amber Alert last night here in my home state. If any of you saw it, it has ended in the death of a 4 year old, attempted murder of a 2 year old and suicide attempt of their father.
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My heart goes out to the the mother. I'm Sorry for the lose of your child. I'm sorry that your 'mate' did this to you and your family. No one could ever need to go though such a thing.
and I can feel your pain and suffering.


As for the 'father' errr.. Sperm donor.
You have GOT to be the dumbest asshole I've ever had the displeasure to even hear about.
What the fuck where you thinking?? Jesus, I'm surprised as hell that God hasn't smite your
ass already for being a dumb fuck. I know that the Bible says that God loves all his children..
but damn you should have been an abortion.

What in the world gives you the right, to do what you did? Seriously? What.. where you sitting
at home, pissed off that your wife left you (for good reason , I see.. at least SHE's smart)
and thought to yourself.. Self? I think I'm going to kidnap my two kids and kill them.
and then so I don't need to go to jail..I'll kill myself afterwards!!! Yeah!!! that'll be a great
idea!!! I'm so smart.. I make things go.. Then you ran to the door, put your helmet on
and rode your bike with training wheels to her parents house?

and what excuses are you going to try to come up with? Are you going to be a MAN
and say.. "Yeah, I did it. I'm sorry. Give me my punishment." or are you going to
be a little asshat and say that you weren't in your right mind because your wife
left you?

Guess what jackass.. THAT IS NO EXCUSE. YOU KILLED YOUR OWN CHILD!
YOU made the choice and I pray to every higher power in the universe that in jail
your ass will be OWNED by Bubba AND his bitches.

AND I pray that you will be reminded every day of your life just what you did.
Welcome to Hell.

It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species

posted: 13 June 2006 (LInk above for the whole article)

Steven Hawking said:
"It is important for the human race to spread out into space for the survival of the species," Hawking said. "Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of."

You know.. I think that's the dumbest thing I've heard come out of the mane. Really.. think about what he said:

Life on Earth is at the ever-increasing risk of being wiped out by a disaster, such as sudden global warming, nuclear war, a genetically engineered virus or other dangers we have not yet thought of."


So we can colonize other planets.. and do the same thing.

Stupid Humans.

Get over yourself. Get over the greed for money and power.
AND STOP BEING FUCKING LAZY.
.. and guess what? we wouldn't have a problem.

Sorry Officer.. I wanted to make sure you could get that glazed donut...

Someone has a good point.. that would be my reason for speeding. 

Hillybilly Overalls...

You know.. Someone.. Somewhere.. thought THIS was a good idea... 

How NOT to steal a SideKick II

How NOT to steal a SideKick II: "http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
June 6th, 2006: The people in the pictures below have my friend’s T-Mobile Sidekick. Instead of doing the honorable thing when finding someone’s phone in a taxi, they instead kept it.
I have found 8 cell phones in the last couple years in taxis. EVERY single one I have contacted the owner (by leaving a message on their voice mail or by answering their phone and telling their friends that I have the phone) and returned it promptly. When people have found my phone, they have also in turn returned it.
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This is sad on more then one level. Why must humans be so freaking stupid that you need a website like this to tell you you are stupid?

Good luck man, and I hope your friend get's her Sidekick.. and I REALLY hope the morons that stole it in the first place don't have anymore children.. Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.

One reason why it is important to learn English when you live in the United States

I can give you at least one reason why it is important to learn English when you live in the United States....... 

No really...

Wow, I couldn't have said it better myself...

Always check before taking that beautiful portrait.

Always check before taking that beautiful portrait.

 

BlackFrog to Take up BlueFrog's Flag

Posted by Zonk on Friday May 26, @09:56AMfrom the internet-routes-around-stupidity dept.

Runefox writes "ZDNet UK has a story about a new SPAM defense mechanism called BlackFrog, a response to the demise of Blue Security's BlueFrog. According to the article, the new service is based on a P2P network of clients, called the 'Frognet', which allows the opt-out service to continue functioning even after a server has gone down, making a DDoS attack like that which crippled BlueFrog ineffective against the new service."

Doorbell...

You know? that's just not a doorbell I want to ring.. perhaps it helps keep door to door salespeople off your lawn.. or prehaps those damn kids. 

Can you really count the seconds between lightning and thunder to figure how far away a storm is?

Q: Can you really count the seconds between lightning and thunder to figure how far away a storm is?

A: Chances are you're not going to have a calculator handy during a storm. However you can approximate the storm's distance in miles by counting the seconds between the lightning and thunder and dividing by five. It takes about five seconds for the sonic boom to travel one mile, so if you see the sky illuminated by a streak of lightning and count 10 seconds until you hear the low rumble of the thunder, the storm is about two miles away.

Farfrompoopen Road, the only road to Constipation Ridge...

Farfrompoopen Road, the only road to Constipation Ridge, lost to Divorce Court and Psycho Path, which placed No. 1 in an online poll of the nation's wildest, weirdest and wackiest street names.

Mitsubishi Motors sponsored the poll on the Car Connection Web site and more than 2,500 voters cast their ballots during a week of voting."Our readers really stepped up with some insane street names," said Web site publisher Paul Eisenstein. "Our panel had a difficult time narrowing several hundred down to the 10 our readers voted on.

The complete top 10 list included:

10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Tenn.
9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va.
8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J.
7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J.
6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.
5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston
4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga.
3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge)
2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa.
1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich.

My life is...

"Partly cloudy. Areas of dense fog early in the morning. A 30 percent chance of thunderstorms in the afternoon. Highs in the lower 70s. West winds up to 10 mph increasing to 10 to 15 mph in the afternoon. "

Sci Fi Wire -- The News Service of the Sci Fi Channel

Sci Fi Wire -- The News Service of the Sci Fi Channel: "


SCI FI Announces Caprica

SCI FI Channel announced the development of Caprica, a spinoff prequel of its hit Battlestar Galactica, in presentations to advertisers in New York on April 26. Caprica would come from Galactica executive producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick, writer Remi Aubuchon (24) and NBC Universal Television Studio.

Caprica would take place more than half a century before the events that play out in Battlestar Galactica. The people of the Twelve Colonies are at peace and living in a society not unlike our own, but where high-technology has changed the lives of virtually everyone for the better.

But a startling breakthrough in robotics is about to occur, one that will bring to life the age-old dream of marrying artificial intelligence with a mechanical body to create the first living robot: a Cylon. Following the lives of two families, the Graystones and the Adamas (the family of William Adama, who will one day become the commander of the Battlestar Galactica), Caprica will weave together corporate intrigue, techno-action and sexual politics into television's first science fiction family saga, the channel announced. "
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ok, THAT just sounds cool. The orgin of the Cylons

Slashdot | Internet2 Gets a New Backbone

Slashdot Internet2 Gets a New Backbone: "Internet2 Gets a New Backbone
Posted by ScuttleMonkey on Wednesday April 26, @05:34AM
from the where-and-through-whom dept.
wrong_fuel writes 'A few of you know that Internet2 and NLR (National Lambda Rail) have been in talks for some time regarding a merger of the two networks. Those talks have fallen apart and Internet2's contracts with Qwest communications had already been allowed to lapse. Internet2 has now reached an agreement with an unnamed carrier for its next generation backbone. The new network will likely be named later this year (the old one was referred to as 'Abilene') and current member Universities will be migrated off of Abilene by September 2007.' "
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my theory? the 'unnamed carrier' is Google. What better way to rip control of the net from Microsoft then by 'owning' the internet?

New Scientist Breaking News - Invention: Apple's all-seeing screen

New Scientist Breaking News - Invention: Apple's all-seeing screen: "Apple's all-seeing screen
We could soon see a new kind of display screen from computer maker Apple – one that simultaneously takes pictures while showing images.
The clever idea is to insert thousands of microscopic image sensors in-between the liquid crystal display cells in the screen. Each sensor captures its own small image, but software stitches these together to create a single, larger picture.
A large LCD screen filled with image sensors would be ideal for videoconferencing, Apple suggests, as participants would always appear to look straight into the 'camera'. The technique could also add a camera function to a cellphone or PDA without wasting space, and light from the screen should help illuminate a subject.
The more sensors there are, the wider and clearer the image. Sketches accompanying the company's patent show as many sensors as liquid crystal cells in a screen. If some of the sensors have different focal lengths, switching between them would make the screen behave like a zoom lens.
Read the full patent, here."
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Now that's just cool.. a monitor with a built in Webcam.

RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs

LOS ANGELES—The Recording Industry Association of America announced Tuesday that it will be taking legal action against anyone discovered telling friends, acquaintances, or associates about new songs, artists, or albums. "We are merely exercising our right to defend our intellectual properties from unauthorized peer-to-peer notification of the existence of copyrighted material," a press release signed by RIAA anti-piracy director Brad Buckles read. "We will aggressively prosecute those individuals who attempt to pirate our property by generating 'buzz' about any proprietary music, movies, or software, or enjoy same in the company of anyone other than themselves." RIAA attorneys said they were also looking into the legality of word-of-mouth "favorites-sharing" sites, such as coffee shops, universities, and living rooms.

Congress readies broad new digital copyright bill | CNET News.com

For the last few years, a coalition of technology companies, academics and computer programmers has been trying to persuade Congress to scale back the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Now Congress is preparing to do precisely the opposite. A proposed copyright law seen by CNET News.com would expand the DMCA's restrictions on software that can bypass copy protections and grant federal police more wiretapping and enforcement powers.

The draft legislation, created by the Bush administration and backed by Rep. Lamar Smith, already enjoys the support of large copyright holders such as the Recording Industry Association of America. Smith is the chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives subcommittee that oversees intellectual-property law.
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Come on people, Why do we let morons make the laws? People that have NO idea how the industry works, and above that.. groups of companys like the RIAA? Really, I don't trust the RIAA to pass a law about how to poop, let alone 'fixing' any problems with the DMCA, which I believe is the problem from the beginning.

thank about it: "[The updates to the DMCA would] create a new federal crime of just trying to commit copyright infringement. Such willful attempts at piracy, even if they fail, could be punished by up to 10 years in prison. "

10 years. 10 YEARS for nothing more then copying a CD, video game, movie, tv show, book, art work. and we ALL know how the RIAA likes to sue people (that don't even have computers) and adding more 'power' to the DMCA will give them even more legal ground to stand on. It's nothing more then a ploy to not only allow the RIAA to sue people faster and with more legal ground, but also to allow the Bush Administration to SPY on you and me.

Isn't America free? Arn't we free to think, feel, do what we wish with in reason? Why do I need 'big brother' to spy on me because of a couple of bad apples in the mix?

Here's the hand basket for the world's trip to hell.

Welcome! - Bay Area Segway Enthusiasts Group

Welcome! - Bay Area Segway Enthusiasts Group: "We've reached the one year 'anniversary' of Segway HT Polo. What started out as a lark has turned into a really fun way to get together and a good alternate use for the Segway HT. Interest in the game has really grown since we started playing. We've received a lot of media attention as well as groups from around the world interested in forming their own teams. To commemorate 1 year we put together a video of one of our recent matches. Take a look at it here (10.6MB). Compared with this (3.5MB) you can see some real improvement.
For more information about Segway HT Polo please visit SegwayHTPolo.com.

Techdirt: Did Music Labels Lie To The Justice Department On Digital Downloads?

Techdirt: Did Music Labels Lie To The Justice Department On Digital Downloads?:
"Did Music Labels Lie To The Justice Department On Digital Downloads?

TechDirt gives a nice small read about some information that has come to light about how EMI and Universal might have lied to the DOJ.. Hmm.. interesting..
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Snippit:
This story involves quite a bit of ancient (in internet terms) history how ever there is a second (still ongoing) case, with new evidence has been filed that suggests both EMI and Universal may have lied to the DOJ when both were being investigated concerning MusicNet and PressPlay. The evidence suggests that the two services were guaranteed to get the best prices for music and used consultants to share information that shouldn't have been shared (normally called collusion). These facts were apparently hidden from investigators. It's not clear what impact this would have either way -- but the judge in the case has ordered both labels to turn over documents concerning this hidden info, including stuff that would normally be protected by attorney-client privilege, under the belief that the labels used their attorneys for illegal purposes to hide info. Yes, everyone must be shocked to hear yet another story of record labels breaking the law -- just as our elected officials rush to give those labels more protection for their failing business models.
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Sounds like the RIAA is still playing the game of do what I say not as I do.

An 'acoustic' guitar with automatic tuning | News.blog | CNET News.com

An 'acoustic' guitar with automatic tuning News.blog CNET News.com: "An 'acoustic' guitar with automatic tuning
April 18, 2006 6:39 AM PDT
Our Jan. 11 story about the Performer self-tuning system for solid-body electric guitars focused on how the device was developed and how it works. But it also included the observation, offered by the Performer's inventor, Neil Skinn, that most requests for automatic tuners come from acoustic-instrument players, not from electric-guitar players"
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[Read more at the link]
Wow, this is just cool!! and Auto tuning Guitar!!

Best Buy's 'Geek Squad' Accused of Pirating Software

Thursday, April 13, 2006

"AUSTIN, Texas — A Texas software company sued Best Buy Co. Inc. (BBY) in federal court on Tuesday, alleging that the nation's largest consumer electronics retailer was using unlicensed versions of its diagnostic equipment."
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hmm.. Duh? How many companies have I worked for that didnt' have at least one piece of software that wasn't licensed correctly... and think about it.. home computers.. broadband.. and a nice little FTP site.
how EASY would it be to just rip music/graphics/ or worse yet.. just install a Trogen on the machine to 'fix' to allow the geek access to the machine at any time?

Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com

Oddly Enough News Article Reuters.com:
"You can come back when you just have a cat...
Wed Apr 12, 2006 01:49 PM ET

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African judge on Wednesday barred a dissatisfied customer from entering any Absa bank branch after his pet snakes bit one person when he released them inside the headquarters of the country's largest bank. Absa had requested the restraining order against Jan Abel Manamela, who released five poisonous Puff adder snakes at the bank's Johannesburg headquarters in 2004, the South African Press Association (SAPA) said. Manamela was sentenced to three years in prison following the incident but was released on parole in February. Manamela had accused Absa of defrauding him after it sold his pickup truck following what it said was his failure to pay off a loan.
He later threatened to blow up the bank, demanded payment of 10 million rand ($1.6 million) and eventually released what he described as his 'pet' snakes in the bank, SAPA said.

Judge Eben Jordaan's order forbade Manamela from contacting, threatening or molesting Absa employees, customers and attorneys and bars him from entering any bank office or branch, SAPA said.

© Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved. "
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What is up with stupid people?! LOL!

From the PogoTips Department...

"This is real cool tip for people who use notepad to write down any info on a day to day basis...
In Notepad

* Create a blank text file with .LOG as the first line of the file, followed by a carriage return. [ Enter ]
* Save and close the file.
* Double-click the file to open it and notice that Notepad appends the current date and time to the end of the file and places the
cursor on the next line.
* Type your notes and then save and close the file.

Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process, appending the time and date to the end of the file and placing the cursor below it

It simply serves as a virtual diary ! "

Toilet Lid Sink A Sink in the Top of your Toilet

Cool Tool: Toilet Lid Sink:
"Toilet Lid Sink A Sink in the Top of your Toilet

You already know why it's good! -- Jeff Hoover
[After you flush the toilet, incoming water cycles up through the sink before going down to refill the toilet tank. Water is used twice: Once for hand washing, and a second time for the next flush. -- CP]

Toilet Lid Sink - $89
Available from Real Goods
Manufacturer not listed.

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Well if you can get past the point of 'toliet water is nasty' even if you havn't used it, it's not a bad idea.. though might work better as a pet watering system then for hand washing, and not good for drinking unless the water is being pumped up from somewhere OTHER then then the back of the toliet.. THAT's nasty..

Teens Arrested After Posting Incriminating Video To MySpace

Techdirt: Teens Arrested After Posting Incriminating Video To MySpace:
Once again, MySpace proves to be a friend of law and order. Two teenagers have been arrested after posting a video of themselves firebombing an abandoned airplane hanger to the site. It seems that while many fear the site could be a haven for criminals and predators, it's proving to be a place where scofflaws publicly expose their misdeeds. In fact, this could be the fulfillment of Jay Walker's vision for an online neighborhood watch. It's not clear if anyone thinks their pages are actually private. Surely they realize how easy it is to sign up and look at other people's profiles. Then again, if you're looking for yet another data point to explain why MySpace has lapped the field in the social networking space, it may have something to do with the perception that it is a private clubhouse that outsiders wouldn't get, or don't know about. Again, we can't help but wonder what happens when the MySpace generation runs for office. "

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How STUPID can people get??! Not only that thinking about fire bombing anything is a good idea.. but then FILM it.. ok, that's stupid enough.. but then think they where 'cool' enough to POST TO THE INTERNET?! ON MYSPACE?! WTF, mate!!

OMG! just.. *Sigh* Is this was the human race is turning into? a bunch of stupid morons that breed?

Wonderment of human nature.

... makes you wonder doesn't it?

Sign of the times.

Another sign of the times.. *sigh*

EU warns Microsoft over Vista features - Computerworld

EU warns Microsoft over Vista features
Says it will investigate if it suspects antitrust violations

News Story by Peter Meller
MARCH 29, 2006
(IDG NEWS SERVICE) - BRUSSELS
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The European Commission has laid out specific antitrust concerns it has about Vista, Microsoft Corp.'s new, long-awaited operating system, commission spokesman Jonathan Todd said today.
"We are concerned about the possibility that Vista will include software elements which are available separately, either sold by Microsoft or by other software companies," Todd said.
[read more at the link above]

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Ok I, for one at least, am sick and tried of this crap from the EU. What.. they want to make sure that
there's a choice? Funk that. Ok let's think about this for a moment.

I know one way that MS could COMPLETELY send the world to hell in a hand basket.
Yep, you heard me. Send the world back into the dark ages that would take YEARS to get
back out of. People scrambling for techonology and information..

and all M$ would need to do is close it's doors and revoke ALL EULA's and contracts.
yep, a world with out M$. and you think that would be a good thing? HA!!
98% of all home computers run a version of Windows. Most business use Windows
as the back bone for their workers. Internet hosts run clusters of windows boxs to
host Windows based hosting packages.. over night.. it's gone.

think about it.. 1/2 the internet gone.. most Business would no longer be able to function
banks would freeze, people would go nuts.

But we could all switch to Linux.. BULL SHIT. if Linux was easy enough for an AOLer to be able
to get on the net, we all ALREADY would have switched. But guess what? it's not.

So what are we left with? The EU and other companys bulling M$ into not being able to
make widnows the best it can be. by forcing them to remove or rethink stratagys that have
been in place for months to years before being released to the public.

Hell M$ should just say 'fine' we are no longer dealing with the island of Europe.
and drop the contacts, and make it illeagle to use their software anywher on the island.
let's see how fast the people start to yell and scream. and how FAST the goverment would
change their minds.

Cops: Teen Threatened School, Not Bush

Wired News Cops: Teen Threatened School, Not Bush:

"FLORENCE, Ky. (AP) -- A 13-year-old boy who authorities originally said threatened President Bush actually made the threat against a school, not the president, police said.
Police Capt. Linny Cloyd said Tuesday that the teen was being investigated for making threats against Bush, the city of Florence and a school in e-mails sent to the mayor. Bush is scheduled to travel to nearby Cincinnati next week. On Wednesday, Cloyd told the Cincinnati Enquirer the student did not make a direct threat against Bush. Instead, the teen is charged with terroristic threatening for the alleged threat against the school, Cloyd said Wednesday. The teen remains in custody of his mother in Florence.
The investigation began after Mayor Diane Whalen received an anonymous e-mail containing the alleged threats, Cloyd said. A second e-mail was also sent to Whalen, he said. Cloyd went to the teen's home Monday night with agents from the FBI and Secret Service. He said the boy's parents consented to the search, during which a computer was seized. Investigators did not find anything to make them think he was planning to carry out the threats, he said. 'He is extremely well-versed in the history of President Bush,' Cloyd told the Enquirer. 'In talking with him, you can tell this is a hot-button topic with him.'
Police said the first e-mail was also sent to the White House, Vice President Dick Cheney and the Pentagon. Bush is scheduled to be across the Ohio River on Monday to throw out the first pitch on opening day for the Cincinnati Reds. "
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I know you can't say something like 'I'm going to kill him' but still.. 13?! This is freaking nuts people.
and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR LETTING THE COUNTRY GET TO THIS POINT.
I mean really.. Investigating a 13 year old for 'terroist acts' first for the dork that runs this country, but not to to the school. Hmm.. Guys? don't you have anything better to do? Like doing better back ground checks on the people working for 'homeland security'?

*sigh* "terroristic threatening".. We used to call it 'blowing off steam', and we where innocent until proven guilty.. now we are guilty unless we have a damn good lawyer, and even if we are guilty.. we can get off with a good lawyer. What's wrong with this picture people?

Paula Abdul on "American Idol"

Anyone else think this chick is drunk 90% of the time on the show? She just flirtty, slears her words, and if you really watch it.. notice how there's more camera of Paula in the beginning of the shows, yet as the hour wears on, theres less? Which is a good thing.. unless she was naked.

Put eight monkeys in a room...

The Code Project - Free Source Code and Tutorials: "(This is based on an actual experiment conducted in U.K.)

Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder,leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.

Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable.

Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.

One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.

All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why. However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.

A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him. This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.

One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.

This is how any company's policies get established. "

[Joke] - That's about right...

TorrentSpy Says MPAA Can't Reinterpret The Supreme Court On File Sharing

When the Supreme Court ruled in the Grokster case, they laid down a very specific case for when a service provider might be liable for the actions of its users. That was only if the service provider took 'affirmative steps' to induce copyright violations. This seemed odd and likely to cause trouble pretty quickly. It basically suggested that a new company that came along and did exactly what Grokster had done, but avoided proactively encouraging people to download unauthorized material, would be perfectly fine. However, the entertainment industry immediately tried to expand what the decision meant and eventually just pretended the Supreme Court said that file sharing and things like torrent tracking sites were illegal -- when it actually said nothing of the sort. The MPAA recently went after a bunch of BitTorrent search engines -- which seemed to stretch the Supreme Court ruling again. After all, these are just search engines, and there are tons of legitimate uses for them. At least one is now fighting back. TorrentSpy has filed a motion to dismiss the case, noting that they don't promote any kind of infringement and they don't host or link directly to any files copyrighted by the MPAA. In other words, they're making a case that all they are is a search engine for torrents, and if the industry is worried about people putting up torrents that infringe on copyrights, it should go after those actually responsible, rather than the search engines. Services like TorrentSpy were exactly what it looked like the Supreme Court was trying to carve out as being legitimate -- so it's good to see them standing up for themselves, rather than just giving in to another entertainmen"
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and I really hope they win.. Stupid RIAA/MPAA.. someone needs to stick a size 13 boot up their asses.

Drunkard kills himself over meatless dinner - Yahoo! News

AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters)

A jobless alcoholic burned himself to death after his wife refused to serve him meat for dinner, Indian police said Sunday.

Sixty-year-old Mithailal Ram Sanjivan doused his body with an inflammable liquid and set himself ablaze outside his one-room house in Ahmedabad, the main city of western Gujarat state. Police said the victim, who had been without a job for years, and his wife, Geeta Sanjivan, 54, had a scuffle over the dinner menu.

The wife refused to cook meat as they could not afford it. Irritated by this, Sanjivan locked her in the house before setting himself on fire outside. "


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That sounds like the old Joke of a guy that comes home, catchs his wife in bed with another man, grabs a gun and puts it to his mouth. The wife screams, 'NO! please don't!' to where the man replies "shut up, you female dog, after me your next."

Where I feel sorry for the wife, God I hope they didn't breed.

An open letter to my dear wife..

TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
09 times you said weren't in the mood
07 times you were sunburned
06 times you were watching the late show
05 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
03 times you said the neighbors would hear us
09 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
06 times you just laid there
08 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
04 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
07 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
01 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

Her reply?
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

05 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
02 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
04 times you got it stuck in your zipper
03 times you had a cold and your nose was running
02 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
06 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc.on TV

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was"Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Humans.. Got to love 'them.

Yahoo answers has always been a great source of fun for me... and this as another perfect example. One nice lady had a simple question: "Can you be a Christian and a witch?"

to which I replied:
*sigh* before you are ripped a new one by other 'Christians'. (I'm sorry Too late.. =( )Yes you can be both Christan, and Wiccan. In reality Christians and Wiccans worship the same way. The people just use different terms for it. Spell casting = Praying. The God and the Goddess are different halves of one being which is 'God' they have a Bible.. Wiccans have a book of shadows. Its all SS/DD (that's Same S%!T, Different Day)and hell yes, Christians worship other 'figures' besides God. Jesus and Mary are one. Look at all the saints.. etc. but man I wish people would get over there 'My God can beat up your God mentality'

When I started to reply I was like 4th in line.. that post was placed like 20th.

and I thought I was good to go... How wrong I was..

I received a private Email from a person saying:
"Christians do things other than God, Jesus is God, aka the trinity, Mary is never worshiped, she is just the virgin who gave birth to god, praying isn't a spell, because its only "talking" to God, trying to receive answers THROUGH HIS miracles not ours. I don't want this to sound offensive, I was just stating the facts, next time DO SOME ACTUAL research, because you were incorrect.

To which I replied:
No Jesus is NOT God. Jesus is the SON of God. There's a difference. Some sects do ask Mary for favors.. This is worship. Praying is spell casting . Just under a different name.. Do you not request God to perform some action in your name? That's a Spell. Did you know that Christmas was a pagan holiday? and Originally had NOTHING do to with the birth of Jesus? Sounds like you are a stout christian. And I give you a thumbs up for having a believe. But I suggest that YOU do some research outside your specific Sect and try to see the light in those ideas and thoughts also.

Figuring I would get a reply I just sit back and wait. SURE enough:
I have. And technically Jesus is God in a matter of speaking, it takes too much to explain and I'm sure you don't care about my opinion. Another, my mom is a religious scholar and minister, I have every book on every religion and I sat down, and read and read and read, and Christianity is the only thing that made sense to me. Here's a website about the trinity God being the same as Jesus http://johnmyers.com/bible23.html please visit.

So now I have my reply:
As a matter of speaking.. isn't that all we are arguing about in the first place? It's all a matter of
THOUGHTS and THEROYS, nothing more. As for your opinion, of course I care. That's how
people grow and learn. You ask questions. You try to understand where another person
is coming from. You walk a mile in their shoes. in the end will I change my mind? perhaps.
perhaps not. Depends on what rings true to me.

However, it's hard to debate theory with someone when they start off with an obvious lie. There's no way this side (or that side) of hell that you have read "every book on every religion" and then argue that praying isn't spell casting. If you had you would also know how many Christan holidays are based on pagan rituals. You would understand that Wicca has been around A LOT longer then Christianity has. You would see the blood and death of Christianity because of fear, greed, and being holier then thou. To me, it sounds like you've done too much reading and not enough thinking. The answers you seek are inside you, not in a book.

You state that Christianity is the only thing that makes sense to you. That's where we differ.
to me Christianity makes no sense because of all the hypocritical things that have happened
over the course of the religion coming into power over the people. How many millions have
died by the hand of God only because he/she was mad over something? How many cultures have have whipped off the face of the earth in 'Gods' name? How many millions have been killed by humans in the name of God.. Yet.. the 10 commandments. The HIGHEST ranking law in Christian Dogma stats quite clearly.. 'Thou shalt not Kill' Where does it say "but it's OK in my name?"

There's a group of Christians in my State that are picking and protesting at military personal funerals. protesting at the place of rest for the men and woman that have given there lives
for our country.. and they are protesting because they 'somehow' think that God is killing
them off because America is lenient towards homosexuals? Where's the logic in that?!
and WHERE in the bible does it say anything about homosexual's being 'evil'? as a matter of fact there's quite a few stories in the bible about same sex relationships and sex. (Noah is one)

and above all else, where as most Christians don't go door to door saying 'Believe this or God will smite you', there's a nice large band of them that like to push there believes on anyone that doesn't believe the same way they do. Again, so my thoughts and ideas don't matter because they go against what you believe?

I did go to the website, and must ask a major question here. If God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are one in the same.. then you must say that man killed God, now how is that possible? Also didn't Jesus preach time and time again "do not worship me, worship my Father?" and didn't Moses speak with God more then once.. Why didn't God just take a human form? wouldn't that have been easier?

and if you REALLY want to push the whole '3 aspects' of God, then aren't you agreeing with me about the God and Goddess being different aspects of one God?

YOU replied to the woman that asked the original Question:
"Okay, Wicca is not evil witchcraft, they practice pratical spells I guess you would say they aren't evil, but to me, because I am a christian witchcraft period is evil.Here is a specific verse:"There shall not be found among you anyone who make his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who calls up the dead for all who do these things are an abomination to the Lord." (Deuteronomy 18:10) "

Huh? Wicca is not evil, but because you are Christan Wicca is evil? Only because you are Christan? So, what you are saying is.. you're HEART (one aspect of God) is saying that
Wicca is fine. no problems. Yet your Mind (another Aspect of God) is saying that it's evil.
but.. your mind GOT those ideas from another MAN. Not God. So how can you be so sure that Wicca is evil? OOOHHH yeah.. you've got a verse to back it up.

OK, that verse is saying a couple of things here. Do you even believe that 'Spells' are real?
well I guess they where because it's in the BIBLE!! right there.. blank and white. Deuteronomy 18:10 tells you that if you are caught practicing it.. then you are an abomination to the lord.. so that proves then that A) Spell craft is real. If it wasn't real.. then why the rule? and B) JESUS CHRIST IS AN ABOMINATION TO THE LORD.

*SHOCK* How can I say that? Who raised people from the dead? Who transmuted water into wine? WHO knew the outcome of a number of events before they happened? WHO talked to spirits? WHO rose from the dead?!

and since you believe that Jesus was God.. then God is an Abomination onto himself, and above all else a hypocrite.

and you say "Christianity is the only thing that made sense to me"?

Death toll from killer brew rises to 40

"Death toll from killer brew rises to 40
Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:33 PM IST

Forty people have died from drinking homemade alcohol in southern India over the past five days, including 17 attending the funeral of a man who was also poisoned by toxic brew, officials said on Wednesday.
...
The mourners knew Jaggaiah had died from consuming a deadly brew but, following a custom of drinking toasts at funerals, they apparently assumed their drink was safe.

Full story here[^].

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I don't know if i should laugh or morn.. I mean really.. 40 people?!
sounds almost like a 'shut up and drink your Kool-aid'

Techdirt: Band Banned From Charts For Being Too Well Liked

Techdirt: Band Banned From Charts For Being Too Well Liked:

"Band Banned From Charts For Being Too Well Liked
from the smash-hit dept

The popularity of downloading music is affecting an industry institution: the hit chart. In the past, it was easy enough to to tabulate sales, but file-trading, ringtone sales, and other means by which people listen to music render these lists less informative. Recently, a UK band was disqualified from the charts when it was discovered that overzealous fans were buying multiple copies of the same song. In one case a fan bought a single song 100 times. It's true that these repeat sales distort the breadth of the band's popularity, but they do indicate the intensity of the band's fans (it should be noted that the band is now imploring the fans to just purchase two copies of the album when it comes out, sort of a funny concept in the age of downloads). At a time when the industry must find new ways to monetize a band's popularity, intensity is something worthwhile to measure. Of course, if the chart keepers don't adapt they may soon be entirely meaningless. "

Who's your father?

Isn't it a good thing that Vader didn't know that Leia was his daughter in the beginning?

The sun is going away, but don't panic... - Yahoo! News

The sun is going away, but don't panic... - Yahoo! News:
Fri Mar 10, 9:36 AM ET

ABUJA (Reuters) - The Nigerian government, anxious to avoid a repeat of riots that marked a solar eclipse in 2001, warned citizens they may suffer 'psychological discomfort' during a new eclipse this month but urged them not to panic.
ADVERTISEMENT

Information Minister Frank Nweke said an eclipse five years ago caused riots in northern Borno state because people did not know why it happened.
'Some people even felt some evil people in their communities were responsible for the eclipse,' he said in a statement on Thursday aimed at reassuring Nigerians that the eclipse is expected to darken parts of the country on March 29. 'The eclipse is not expected to have any real damaging effect, only social and psychological discomforts are envisaged,' Nweke said. He did not explain what the discomforts might be. "
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I might be a rich bastard vs the people of Nigeria.. but really.. it's the 21th centery.. what are they (not) teaching people over there?!

RANT: Feds suggest 21-day deadline for Google subpoena | Tech News on ZDNet

Woot I get to rant!!!
Feds suggest 21-day deadline for Google subpoena Tech News on ZDNet

ok.. WHAT THE FUCK?! Why in the HELL would the goverment want to know the surfing habits of million people? that's less then 1% of the populace.. those numbers wouldn't mean jack anyway.
I think Bush just wants to find the best porn sites, and getting the links from a million porn surfers
would make quick work of those hard to find GOOD sites.

the biggest scare here is this:
"In January, the Justice Department asked a judge to force Google to hand over a "random sample of 1 million" Web pages from its index, and copies of a week's worth of search terms, to aid in the Bush administration's defense of an Internet pornography law."

Followed by:
"No individual user of Google, or of any other search engine, need fear that his or her personal identifying information will be disclosed."

Now wait.. you JUST said that you wanted one week worth of surfing habits for 1 million PEOPLE.. yeah.. then you are saying that no personal identifying information will be disclosed? what about the IP addresses you fucktards. We all know those can be traced back to PEOPLE.. that's what the RIAA does in order to sue likee 9 year olds for downloading the last great barbie MP3.

This shit has GOT to stop.. There's no reason to be SPYING on your own people.. We fought long and hard in the old days to have freedom, and I don't need some bitch looking over my shoulder telling
me what can and can't do.. If I wanted that I would move from America to Cuba.

and why even WORRY about the whole porn thing in the first place? If you are looking for satan, you WILL find him. It's a fucking witch hunt on people that haven't even DONE anything.. isn't the American court system set up to be inocent until proven guilty? Now, it's like.. "fuck you.. as soon as you even THINK about stepping out of line, you're ass is mine.' Sounds like my fucking high school gym teacher.

God if you really are out there.. answer my prayers and force these ass hats to grow up?
Please? With sugar on top? perhaps a cherry? oh yeah.. and sorry for trying to sell
my soul for that bike back in 3th grade.. we good, right?

The sun is going away, but don't panic...

The sun is going away, but don't panic... - Yahoo! News"The sun is going away, but don't panic... Fri Mar 10, 9:36 AM ETABUJA (Reuters) - The Nigerian government, anxious to avoid a repeat of riots that marked a solar eclipse in 2001, warned citizens they may suffer 'psychological discomfort' during a new eclipse this month but urged them not to panic.ADVERTISEMENTInformation Minister Frank Nweke said an eclipse five years ago caused riots in northern Borno state because people did not know why it happened. 'Some people even felt some evil people in their communities were responsible for the eclipse,' he said in a statement on Thursday aimed at reassuring Nigerians that the eclipse is expected to darken parts of the country on March 29.'The eclipse is not expected to have any real damaging effect, only social and psychological discomforts are envisaged,' Nweke said. He did not explain what the discomforts might be. "

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You know I might be a 'rich bastard' in America VS the people of Nigeria.. but really.. it's the 20th century. What are they (not) teaching people over there?

SpokePOV: LED Bike Wheel Images

SpokePOV: LED Bike Wheel Images

It doesn't get much better then this.. think about Pac-man chaseing a ghost from the pictures made on the wheels.. with a FULL tutorial on how to do it!!!

Jensen Harris: An Office User Interface Blog : Picture This: A New Look For Office

Jensen Harris: An Office User Interface Blog : Picture This: A New Look For Office

Jensen, has a write up on the new version of Office (2007 or version 12, which ever way you want to call it) with some screen shots.

"There are so many changes from the Beta 1 visuals that it would be hard to make a complete list, but a couple of the things you might notice right off the bat: the Quick Access Toolbar in the title bar, group titles on the bottom of groups, and the Office Button (more on that below.)"

If you've not need the new version of Office yet, I suggest that you look at the site. You are going to be in for a BIG change from 2003.

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Oh I wonder...

Slashdot | Symantec Users, Start Your Keyloggers

Slashdot Symantec Users, Start Your Keyloggers: "Symantec Users, Start Your Keyloggers
Posted by CowboyNeal on Thursday March 02, @08:01PM
from the unfurling-the-welcome-mat dept.
An anonymous reader writes 'Script kiddies have been taking advantage of intrusion prevention features of Symantec's Norton Firewall and Norton Internet Security Suites to knock users offline in IRC channels, according to an amusing post at Washingtonpost.com. From the article: 'Turns out that if someone types 'startkeylogger' or 'stopkeylogger' in an IRC channel, anyone on the channel using the affected Norton products will be immediately kicked off without warning. These are commands typically issued by the Spybot worm, which spreads over IRC and peer-to-peer file-swapping networks, installing a program that records and transmits everything the victim types (known as a keylogger).' Makes you wonder what other magic keywords produce unexpected results with Symantec's software.' "

LOL!!!!!
another reason NOT to use Norton.

PogoWolf.com Updates.

Yeah, yeah.. so I made updates. the Poem section has been fixed.. yet again.
now you can READ the darn things. I'm also working on an update so you can get
to the poems with out needing to go though the search functions.. those should be in place tonight.

Past that, I've also updated the Gallery with a few more photos. Though don't expect many
more to be placed there. I'm working on a new system for the whole site.

Do Gays or Lesbians feel guilty?

I ran into this question over at http://answers.yahoo.com the other day:
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Vboy asks:
Does gays/lesbians feel guilty?
If you sin it’s natural for a human to feel guilty. If you do anything unnatural that bothers you.I am just wonder how lesbians and gays deal with it. Do they feel guilty.If not, why don’t they feel guilty are they dead at sprit?
i am just wondering how lesbians and gays deal with it. Do they ask for forgiveness everytime they do it.
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kinda my Reply:

Where in the Ten Commandments does it say anything about liking the same sex? How many stories are there in the Bible that speaks of sex acts of this nature? Noah, at least, comes to mind.
Though I'm not sure I want to know that story.. "Damn.. I've been on a boat for 40 days and nights.. I'm on land.. I'm drunk.. Hmm.. my dad's ass looks good."

But seriously, why does this matter? What you are saying by even posting this message is that you think homosexuals are 'unnatural'and there acts are sinful. You are not God.. why are you judgeing this people? You are NOT God, you can not save someone’s soul, nor should you push your believes on anyone else. Religion is a believe structure, no one is fully correct it’s only right for those that believe in it.According to christen dogma, The 10 commandments where handed down to Moses. Those are God's Rules. Therefore every other 'sin' thing is man-made and therefore fallible.

You can't change anyone’s beliefs or their ways of thinking. People do what people are going to do. There's no changing that fact. God, him/her/its self personally, has killed MILLIONS of people for pissing him/her/it off. I really doubt that in the grand schem of things God is really too worried about it. Not with all the monsters that help start wars or kill thousands in the name of their own God. (like the Christians)

Personally, I would make sure that your slate and soul are 100% clean before you begin to worry about something as minor as someone else’s sexual preference.

DING!!!!

Damn, I just hit level 32..
Now I need to figure out what I'm going to spend my skill points on.. I'm thinking of the
skill: 'New ways to get hot woman to flash you'
looks like I'm like 0.5 skill levels in that skill.. *sigh*

Whew.. Almost there...

All that role-playing has caught up with me.. I'm 97.81% up to gain a level..
just a little more experance to go..

LEGO Technic Difference Engine

LEGO Technic Difference Engine
Before the day of computers and pocket calculators all mathematics was done by hand. Great effort was expended to compose trigonometric and logarithmic tables for navigation, scientific investigation, and engineering purposes.In the mid-19th century, people began to design machines to automate this error prone process. Many machines of various designs were eventually built. The most famous of these machines is the Babbage Difference Engine.

Ok.. THAT's just cool.. A Calculator made from LEGO's...

Super Vision Sans Bionics

Wired News: Super Vision Sans Bionics
Better then 20/20 vision? THIS is cool... hmm also. yeah..

Gay Rights...

You know, I've got to add something here. The news in my home state ran a story about Anti-protests at the FUNERAL of a Vet killed in the war with Iraq. Why? because this vet was gay..
WTF you bible thumping morons. A) a Funeral!? Why in the HELL would you want to protest there? B) Gay? so the fuck what.

The story showed some ugly ass bitch going off about breaking the commands of God and being cursed, if you do.. I'm sorry..I must have missed the commandment 'Thou shall not fuck thy brother in the ass'

It's fucktards like you that make this world the way it is. No one that thinks outside your narrow minds view of the world is right, and we're all going to hell.. Nope, that's just you
for going agaist the teachings of God.. and if READ the fucking bible then you would know what
I'm talking about.

Don't forget.. Noah got it from his son after the ark landed.

So.. Bible Thumpers? Go Drown in the gene pool and ask God yourself.

Well Christmas is over...

And I can breath a sigh of relieve. I hate the holidays. Really. Who needs all the Big Business run bull shit? The Holidays are LAME!!! Always have been.. Always will be.

Jesus wasn't EVEN BORN in December... And when was the last time you REALLY said
happy Birthday' to Jesus? Huh? HUH?!

You know the red suited Fat man that plays with helps? Yeah.. He was invented by the Coke
company as a sponsor... Now we've got some stupid bears. What the fuck do Bears and
Satan have to do with drinking Coke?

and on a side note.. For you dumb asses that don't seem to remember.. THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE FREAKING ROAD!!!! God, people, remember that when you are out
rushing around for that perfect Gift.. SO ARE OTHER PEOPLE. Drive like there's people
in a rush behind you.. Follow the speed of Traffic and don't place 5 car lengths between you
and the car in front of you.. 1 is perfect.

AND ABOVE ALL ELSE!!! STOP stopping in the MIDDLE of a bucking intersection.
If you can't make the light.. Then STOP BEFORE entering it. Jesus.. You stupid bastard, whore, dog inbred factored are the causes for massive back ups ONLY because you don't want to wait the few extra moments to stop for the light. GET OVER YOURSELF. You are not a princess or princess, and the world does NOT revolve around your sorry ass.

You are not saving yourself ANY time, and only pissing off the rest of us Drivers. There should be a law.. Catch some Ashley in the middle of an intersection on a red light and it's legal slash the tires.

Stupid Humans.. HO HO fucking HO.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Saw the concert last night, let's just say if you where not there, you are a moron.
This guys and Gals ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird
flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek
medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's
windshield

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

"Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity."

"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home, I'm attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued, "we were in the midst of some pretty heavy lovemaking when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'"

This was just too good to pass up. =)

PogoWolf.com update.

Yep! I've done it again! PogoWolf.com has been updated.. but I'm not going to tell you what I've done.. you'll need to check it out yourself :p

Kings Island..

Well I went to Kings Island last weekend (it's an amusement park in Ohio, if you didn't already know).. now I don't know if this is just because I'm getting older.. or the park really does have some issues.. but park wise.. IT SUCKED!

No really.. total decompression type of sucking. Totally too many brat kids wandering around not looking at where they are going.. or who's lap they are smacking into. Too many parents looking the other way.. Too many high school kids wondering around like they are on something.. or should have been..

and I used to think that America itself was the big melting pot.. NO WAY.. you've not seen a cross section of mid-america until you've been to Kings Island. I'm serious, everything from the poor to the rich, from people that really need to stop eating 'Fair Food' to people that REALLY need to stop TRYING (keyword here) to pull off the whole Goth look.

PogoWolf.com

*WHEW* OK, I FINALLY made some updates to http://www.pogowolf.com
go take a look!!!!

Working...

Current news:
WOOT!!! under 9000 Email messages to go though!! Soon, I'll be able to offload a shit-ton of information back off to DVD, freeing up enough HD space to be able to get some developement done!

as some point, I'll be abandoning this Blog. I am in the process of creating my own 'blogger' style of website for me and my friends. I might open it to the public, but I'm unsure of that yet.

Pogowolf.com will be a major force on the internet for damn near anything internet/computer
related. You want information on Video Games? you've got it! You want know how to program?
you can be taught! You want to know how to make a really cool Flash intro with fluid dynamics?
Yep! I can help you there also. What to know what HTML is? VB.NET? yes and yes!!!

I've got it all baby.. almost. Still need the systems. But I need the HD space first. =)

Watch this space, and/or watch www.pogowolf.com for more information.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!

Remember to SING this to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" ...

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumblingmoron Bush.
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push.
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush.
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool.
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school.
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How e'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires 'lone heir,
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier.
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really needclean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostratestate,
Though thewhole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says towait.
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent, we have no moralbounds.
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds.
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds,
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!

THIS .... DOOOO ... FUSS ... MAR...CHES....ON!

Public Service: How not to get a virus though Email.

1) Make sure you have a GOOD Antivirus program on your computer.
(By GOOD I mean, no Norton, and no Mcaffe) If you need an antivirus
go to http://free.grisoft.com and download one for free (for personal use)

2) Remember that Email can ONLY SEND TEXT (yes, you read that right)
You can not get a virus by opening an Email.. ONLY by double clicking (running)
the Email attachment.

3) Remember that you can not get a virus though a 'data' file type.
with computers there's two file types. Programs, and Data.
Programs have extenstions like EXE, COM, BAT..

where as Data files have extensions like ".jpg/.gif"

BUT!!!!

YOu've got to be careful about some of these. People have figured out if you save a file
with a name like 'MyNudes.exe.jpg' then the computer will show a JPG Icon and NOT
the EXE icon.. that's bad..

so first things first, be sure to look at the file name BEFORE you open it.
make sure that you don't see a 'double extension' like above.


also, as another way to combat that crap, be sure that you DO NOT hide
file extensions for known files. This setting can be changed in your Folder Options.


4) Be mindful of the people that send you things.
if all of a sudden you get an Email with an attachement from
'SuperMario@ToadstoolCastle.com' with a message body
of 'Hey! I thought you would like this!"
DO NOT OPEN IT. Just delete it.

if it really is someone you know, they will have either A)
told you before hand they are sending you something
or B) ask about it later. If they ask about it, tell them to send it
again..


and for the pet peeves:
1) Emails are NOT tracked. If you get an Email saying that if you send this to 5 other people
then someone somewhere will give you $1000. It's bull shit.

2) Emails saying 'If you send this to 5 people, then some really funny cartoon
will pop up on your screen" again, this is B.S.
Remember Email, can only send TEXT. If there's no attachment.. how can there be a cartoon?
on top of that.. Email isn't tracked.. Refer to #1

3) IF yo uget an Email saying that the make a wish foundation will donate $.02 to some sick
child if you forward this email to everyone you know.. Refer to Pet Peeve #1, and then
#4. or.. if you are just lazy.. EMAILS ARE NOT TRACKED AND STOP SENDING CHAIN LETTERS.

4) Chain letters.. just stop it.. you're clogging up my Internet.


and, of course, if anyone has any Q's about this.. just ask. =)

(all of this is said in humor.. minus the part about the Chain letters.. really.. stop it. )

Yes.. yes...

I'm still here.. not like anyone really READS this stupid thing anyway..
I mean really.. I said I like boobies.. and no female has sent me a photo?
like come on!! I'm a nice guy.. and I like to see boobies.

SO like what's the hold up? Huh?! plunty of websites out there, that show.
why not here? I swear not to post your photo ANYWHERE if you wish tit.

*sniff* Pretty please with sugar on top?

Other then that.. I need to find something to piss me off, so I can blog about
more stupid people. Yeah, there's always the morons that THINK (keyword)
they can drive.

and the dipshits that THINK they can READ and drive at the same time.
anyone else see this type of shit!? WTF?! Jesus, like the roads aren't
bad enough with potholes, and well.. other people driving, and you've
got to be a stupid human and READ while 'driving'?

I hope it's a good book.. because it's going to go up your nose when my ass stops suddenly in front of you.

Blah

ok, ok, I needed to update this thing anyway...
though I don't know what to say.. LOL

I"m still working on PogoWolf.com, got a new idea for an data entry system that's going to allow me to update every single part of the website from one interface.. it's going to be like cool and stuff. =)

Yeah.. so?

Yep.. ok I need to update. =)

so here's a question for you.

WHY are people smart when they are alone, or in small groups.
but you get a large group of people together they are dumb as a box of rocks?

really.. can anyone tell me?

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very
much and at the end of the evening.Sharon invited Peter to her place,
where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic
session in bed together.
Finally,tired and satisfied,they both lay back in the bed and snuggled
up close to each other.
After a short while,Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative,Peter comments,"Surely you can't be ready for
more already?"
Sharon replies,"No,but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic,and I
miss the days when I had mine."

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" the child asks. "That, son, is the elephant's penis." replied his father. "Mummy said it was nothing," the child then said. "Your mother's spoilt, Son."

*sigh* that says it all...

LIfe...

sucks..



thought I would share...

Can you figure out the caption?

On a personal note..

You know, I don't normally write about my normal day to day B.S. But I just wanted to say that I lost my job on Friday with warning, nor notice. it was a walk in.. 'We're sorry we no longer need you.. Buh-bye' and that was the end of it.

Great.. right before a holiday.. *sigh*

My friends? Life sucks, you fuck a bitch, and then you die.

So if anyone knows anyone that's hiring in IT. Let me know. =)

(Note: and as you know, I don't write about my job.. nor will I. So if you do hire me, you know I'm not going to rip you a new ass. ;) )

Open letter to SPAMMERS

I just got ANOTHER Spam..

"FIND OVER 1 MILLION PRODUCTS At Low Factory WHOLESALE Prices in the U.S. and Around the World! From The Best Manufacturers, Exporters, Wholesalers, Drop-Shippers and More! Profit from selling Thousands of Products."

YOU!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENE POOL.
I can't believe your parents where stupid enough to have even had you. You are nothing, worthless. I can't believe you didn't have S.I.D.S.

Huh, I Guess that proves that not even GOD wants your sorry ass.
Do the world a favor, and figure out how to be Satan's Bitch.

Hey anyone from New Orleans.. I'm sorry that our resident fucktard can't figure out how to send help and Aid to you.. but CAN figure out how to kick a military force from a city in 3 days... *sigh* We are all poor bastards under the 'rule' of a fucktard.

A visiting minister prayed during the offertory prayer.

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "Without You, we are but dust ..."

He would have continued! ; but, at that moment, one very obedient
little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy,
WHAT is butt dust?"

Master? Please slow down..

ACT OF GOD!!!

"Express Mail sold between Aug. 26 and Aug. 29 to these ZIP Codes are ineligible for refunds due to Domestic Mail Classification Schedule section 182.51(h), which allows the Postal Service to deny refunds for Express Mail delayed by an “act of God.”"

SO.. I paid the government to send a package.. but because of an 'act of God' I can't get my money back? even though you return the package to me? WTF? that's a form of SLAVERY! If I pay you for a service, then I expect you to DO THE FUCKING JOB! If you can't, then you give me my money back.

WTF?! That's like getting a rotten hamburger from McDonald's, and being refused a refund. "Sorry!, Act of God"

Or telling a Rape victim, "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.. you see, you where created from a mans rib.. and well, that's an act of God"

or getting hit in the head from some asshole running down the street.. "SORRY!! Act of God!"

oh wait.. I was speeding an hit your car.. the rain made me do it.. 'Act of GOD!"

so what the fuck.. is this going to be the newest defense in court?! I'm sorry, I just killed 40 people in a gun spree.. and I'm fucked in the head.. but it wasn't my fault!!!! ACT OF GOD!