another sign of the times.

Ever have one of those days?

Spammers Beware.

Well I guess people are reading my blog!!! Woot!!!

Now why do those people need to be fucking jacktards that think that all I want to do with my life is read their fucking moronic Emails, and delete their stupid fucking posts?

Check this shit:
Anonymous said...
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9:23 AM

Jan-Olov said...
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9:24 AM


First off this ‘Jan-Olov’ must be a ignorant ass.

Really to think that
A) I give a shit.. (I’m mean really.. DO YOU FUCKING SEE ANYTHING ON MY BLOG THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH GENEALOGY, you fucktarded Asshat??! B) Thank you for wasting the few moments it took to not only delete your crap, but also write a post about it. You really where born stupid eh?

Anonymous said...
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9:38 AM

Well thanks for liking it.. but as you can see I don't have any posts about teeth whitening,
nor do I care to destroy my teeth for you to make a couple of cents of me clicking on the
stupid link. Jesus I think spammers where all born from the same clef footed prostitute
named Cloe.. I mean really, are all spammers fucking stupid? I did request to be
spoken to about 'Teeth cleaning' or about my family history'? hmm.. NO!

YOU morons are the reason there should be a form I can fill out for justifiable homicide.
because you poor bastards need to A) get a real job. B) just need to die. and mostly C) Need to get out of my gene pool

*sigh*.. and these people are ALLOWED TO BREED!?

Moral of the story? Don't believe everything you read.

Dear Dr Laura, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regardingGod's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to sharethat knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries todefend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them thatLeviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specificlaws and how to best follow them. When I burn a bull on the altar as asacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9).The problem is my neighbors -- they claim the odor is not pleasing tothem and counter by burning patchouli incense and those damnedCitronella candles all night long. I hate patchouli!!! How should Ideal with this?

I would also like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests inExodus 21:7. After all, times are tight with these rising gasolineprices and I seem to remember reading something about incest in theBible but I can't find the exact passage and I'm a little bit worriedfor myself right now. In this day and age, what would you estimate fairmarket value to be? I know that I am allowed no contact with a womanwhile she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24).The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women takeoffense and I can never unwrap all those wads of toilet paper in thetrash can so as to verify before they walk in on me and catch me in theact. Lev 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are aroundus but a friend of mine claims that this applies only to Mexicans andnot Canadians. And what of all those island nations in the Caribbean?Beyond that, Russia is fairly close to Alaska and the Mail Order Bridebusiness seems to be just fine by them. Can you clarify?

Also, I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. No, notOzzy...he's straight and married. That is what you call it, right?Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morallyobligated to kill him myself? In addition, if I was and then chose tokill him on a Sunday, would this be considered work and doom me to thesame fate. Sunday is a pretty open day for me and the neighborhood ispretty empty with all the Holy Rollers trying to buy their salvation bythrowing money into a wooden plate.

What else? Oh yeah, a friend of mine feels that even though eatingshellfish is an abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination thanhomosexuality. I don't agree. Have you ever witnessed the brutalkilling of a shellfish? It's horrible! Can you settle this for me? Lev21:18-21 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have adefect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Doesmy vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

I had hoped Jesus would have returned by now to cure all the problems ofthe world and though I've been looking for him on the evangelicalhealing tour in my area, I haven't seen his name come up yet. Thosemiracles of his are a hot commodity these days, I guess. Anyway, I knowyou have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you canhelp. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Sincerely, A Concerned Crusader

A look into the mind of a man...

A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salongetsher hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dressesupvery nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

I want to make a shout out too all the people that have been hurt by Katrina. She was a bitch, but knew how to blow. Do not worry my friends, be happy that you are still alive. remember things can be replaced, you and your children can not. Peace.

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars. (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)

My piggy bank after I got Gas this morning...

And this is what I think of these fucking Gas prices. I mean really. WHAT THE HELL.

Ok, HERE'S something to think about. Why are the Gas prices so high? Because they are smoking pot? nope. Because the price of oil per barrel is smoking pot? yep.

But that's not the whole truth... Yes the price per barrel is up.. Ok, but think about this.. damn near EVERYTHING in the market today uses oil. ANYTHING plastic, lubricants, and many MANY other things. So why in the fuck havn't we seen the price of car oil jump up like this?
why haven't we seen the price of any plastic jump up? if 'oil' was the problem, Wal-Mart will no longer have the lowest prices. AND.. AND.... If Gas prices are so high (ok, enough with the pot references) then WHY IN THE FUCK are the Oil companys showing RECORD PROFITS? WTF, Mate?! 30% Profits.. BECAUSE the Gas prices have moved up.

So, here's how we fix it. YOU FUCKS WITH THE SUVS!!! Yeah you!!! SELL THE GOD DAMN THINGS. Get yourself into a Metro that get's like 45 Mpg (hamsters you know)
WHY in the FUCK would you want to spend $60-70 every couple of weeks to fill your tank?
SELL IT. Hell you'd and up saving money in the long run. SHOW the Gas companies that you don't like being fucked with. Because that is what they are doing to you.

Also think about this one... Gas prices are up. So you spend more at the pump. Well guess what? that means EVERYONE's fuel prices have gone up. Be ready to see the price on everything in the local store and supermarket go up soon.. The companys have to pass
the price on to someone, and it sure as hell won't be them. You and I, will be stuck with it.

There.. updates.. you fucking happy?! =p

"you are an Smelly, itchy, infected, cum bubble left over from a doggy fuck." Like that? I made it myself.. I'm so proud. *sniff*

Ok, Ok.. real post. I've been busy already!!! jesue people.. *sigh* my fans.. what can you do? ANYWAY, I've been working on Pogowolf.com and adding new and old inproved things to it. Then my host fucked everything, so now I'm doing it again.. Who's your Daddy? Not GoDaddy let me tell you. Past that, been playing Pogo.com.. Bastards stole my name.. I was PogoWolf, LONG before 'pogo' was even thought of as a website.. *sniff* and I can't even USE the PogoWolf handle on Pogo..

Welcome 'someone' told me to update once in a while.. it HAS been a while, and the site has been updated once.. at least.. so you've got your wish. :p

I wonder how fast I'll need to take this down.... enjoy while you can!!

And we've got another dumb ass!!

Check this shit, as posted from a 'comment' on my blog.

"Anonymous said...
Reading your blog and I figured you'd be interested in advancing your life a bit, call us at 1-206-339-5106. No tests, books or exams, easiest way to get a Bachelors, Masters, MBA, Doctorate or Ph.D in almost any field.Totally confidential, open 24 hours a day.Hope to hear from you soon! "

Now HOW IN THE HELL would you think that I would be interested in 'advancing my life'? Do you have a CLUE who I am? No. Do you think I need money? (well yes.. but we've established that you are a dumb ass) but in truth no I don't.

*SIGH*

Here we go, now getting SPAMMED on our own blogs because some dumbass sticks their nose into my business thinking that they can 'help'. Now, I get some ass from Seattle wanting me to call up some long distance number, that's NOT even an 800 number to request information about a degree?

A degree with NO exams and tests (which is fucking redundant you 'tard) or books? SOOOooooo I pay you like $500 for this 'service' and then you run down town to get a few whores and knock yourself up with AIDS?

hmmm.. maybe I will give you a call.
YOU OUT OF MY GENE POOL.

Backstroke of the West

i saw revenge of the sith last weekend at a local theater with my friend joe who was in town on business. it was much better than the first two movies and a fitting end (err.. middle) to the star wars saga.the next day i was walking past my friendly dvd salesperson and decided to check out revenge of the sith. i was assured the quality was good and for 7rmb why not give it a shot.aside from the counters on the top of the screen and a distorted perspective it was ok- not high quality but watchable. the captions were a hilarious surprise- a direct english translation of the chinese interpretation of what the script was saying. it varied from being somewhat close to the script to being 'far far away'....

Drinking...

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay