Traditional Sticking? Image Copywrite 'The PogoWolf' 1992

LMFAO!!!!! Dorks in true form...

SKINDRED ROCKS!!!!!!! A mix of Reggie and Heavy metal.. you gotta love it! Check 'em out!!!

LOL!!!!! New systems pushing a trillion cycles.. and we get this.. Must be from Sony.

THANK GOD for Cut and Paste!!!!

WTF?! "The day before the conference, the Dean (pressured by the Spanish Recording Industry Association "Promusicae" as I found out later, and he recognized himself in a quote to the national newspaper El Pais, and even the Motion Picture Association of America, as another newspaper quotes) tried to stop it by denying permission to use the scheduled venue. So I scheduled a second one, and that was denied again. And a third time. Finally I gave the conference on the university cafeteria, for 5 hours, in front of 150 people.

Later on that day (May 4th, I will never forget), I received a call from the Director of the Masters Degree Program where I was teaching telling me that the Dean had called and had asked him to "make sure I did not teach there again", and on a second call saying "it's your choice, but also your responsibility".

The Director called me and first asked me to remove any link to the university from my website, and also to "hide" the fact that I was teaching there. Then he told me about the pressures and threats he and the Program received (to be subjected to software licenses inspection, copyright violations inspections, or anything that may damage them). Obviously I had to resign to save his job (and everybody else's at the Masters Program). So I did."

WOW.. talk about HARSH bastards from another country.. How/WHY would you FIRE someone for talking about Techology? You think you sweep it under the rug that it'll go away?! BULL SHIT. Deal with it fucktards..; the world in changeing.. computers are changeing.. and more and more people are getting out from under AOL.. deal.

OH yeah.. and it REALLY FUCKING EFFECTED the 158.5M it made the first 5 days... stupid humans

by null etc. Seriously, put a robot in the hangar bay, it plugs in, then NETWORK OWNED! you can open any jail cell, tell exactly where the prisoner are, open any door and even control the elevators.
The Empire should look into using firewalls.

Words to live by...

There are 3 types of people in this worl: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes.

Pussies just think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, and all the assholes wanna do is shit all over everything.

Pussies may get mad at dicks once in awhile, cause pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get yur dick and pussy all covered in shit!!!"

-Team America

I've still got a question for these bozos. HOW in the HELL can you know what is 'copied' ? HOW can you even have an estimate? HOW in the hell could you even 'learn' How many people are copying software and other shit?

OH God!!! Here we go again, with a stupid human. Ok, let's 'barcode' everything, so the stupid fucks at the MPAA and the RIAA can get there money. I swear to my GOD, AND your GOD that I will fucking Boycott ANYTHING that has this shit in it, and I doupt that I'm the only one. I can't believe the extenct these bastard whores will go to in order to get that fucking dollar.

And here you are again.. I knew you would come. Just waiting for that whole
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith review eh? Well.. You've come to the right place.

ok, here goes. After waiting YEARS to see how the whole Star Wars series was going to be
tied together, I left the picture with more questions then answers.

First off, the special effects in this movie are supureb!!! Totally rocked!!!.. mostly.
there where still times where you knew the clones where GC, the Wookies where GC, Luke and Leia
where GC.. 1/2 the people where CG.. ok, so there was lots of GC. ;)
but it looked good. Animation wise.. well.. there where a few problems, but all and
all it really wasn't bad..

However, the acting, the dialog, and the story SUCKED MONKEY ASS. Really! I would have been
throwing my own shit at the screen if I wasn't the son of a money... oh wait.. DAMN IT!

COME ON lucas!!! WTF is going on in your mind to fuck with this series so much?!
You can direct.. great.. stay the fuck out of the script department!!! I can't believe
the crap that came out of these peoples mouths.. even when it looked half way convincing.


and THE HOLES!!! OMG the Plot Holes!!!! Man, do you NOT remember what the fuck you wrote
20 years ago?! Can you NOT remember the orginal story you where trying to tell?

AHHHHHHHHH

Pogo was NOT a happy camper on this movie. It wasn't bad.. but it was NOTHING like what
it should have been. EP1, Sucked ass. Stupid.. boring, and the only redeeming quality
was Natalie Portman.

EP2: Better then Ep1, not much Jar-Jar (thank God), some sequances where way to long
but again, there was Natalie portman.. and a nice T.H.O. Shot.. Hmmmm...

EP3: WTF?! Pedme doesn't even ACT like Padme. The character was flat, and I believe
the makeup department needs to win an Award.. because I have no idea how in the HELL
they could make Natalie Portman LOOK nasty. But they figured out a way.. for the first
like 20 mins of the movie.. I was heart broken.. like seeing the stripper you
fell in love with last night first thing in the morning..

AND, the bastard, KILLED Padme!? WHAT?!?! Leia says in EP6, that she remembers
her mommy.. HOW if she was DEAD.. YOU DUMB FOOL!


*sigh* what a way to kill a series.. and you expect to make money off the Tv SHOW?!
God, I hope you are SO not writting the script.

STAR WARS!!! I'm going to see STAR WARS!!! Oh yeah.. just wait for THIS review.. LOL!

Drivers Test...

Driving Test Question
You are driving along a two-lane road with a NO OVERTAKING signposted, and come upon a bicycle rider.

Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next two miles, or do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

Answer first and then
Click here: http://www.pogowolf.com/images/biker.jpg

I am going to kill you...

"Anything is possible in a world where many believe that a poor carpenter can walk on water, die and come back with just a few scars." - SEETHER

Yeah.. like no shit.. ;)

I have been honored...

No really, I'm totally honored that the Lord of the Fucktards, graced my blog with his/her (it?)s presence. It's even BETTER that I just posted an Entry about Spyware, and from an earlier post about SPAM. GOD I HAD SPAM... and now the 'LotF' comes to my doorstep. *rubs hands together* Here's the nice little 'reply' I got from one of my posts (now removed)

"Michael said...
i concurehey you want to make some money?go to Netbux.org and register. The only e-mail you get is an activation e-mail. You will also need a Paypal account, but again only an activation e-mail. You get paid 2 cents a search plus 2 cents for every search a person who has refered you makes. Tell them 128189 sent you. 5:12 PM "

Ok.. Let's break this down:
1) Who the hell are you? Oh.. Michael? Hi!.... asshat.
2) NetBux... netBux.. I know that name..
OH YEAH!!! Is't that the web site owned by Chad French, in Flordia right?
and yes, I've got his Phone Number, Address, and Email addy. Seems that
Netbux isn't the only business this gentelman is into.

3) Speaking of.. now wait.. the owner is the owner of another Website?
OH.. lets check this out. ANOTHER Marketing website.. Hmmmm..
this isn't looking good.

4) Hmmm.. two of the major 'OMG This is COOL!' sites
merkey.net, and blindecho.net are owned by the same person?
LOL!!! can you say Afflate? I knew you could.

5) AND people bitching about reff. not being counted, and people not getting paid.

SOOOOoooooo.. Let me get this stright. You want me to sign up for a 'free' system
that let's you make money.. YET this site has dead links, slow as hell, looks to be set up like
a prymid scheme, people bitching about not getting paid, and/or refferals not being
counted.. and it's only $.02 a search? you've got to be kidding me. with a max of $.80 a day?
that RIGHT THERE is 40 searchs. PER DAY. AND You need to reach $50 before you pay out?

Dude.. Tell you what.. Let me give you a little piece of advise. If you want to make money.. GET A GOD DAMNED JOB. Stop fucking around on the internet looking for that fast payout. Jesus christ, if you spent 1-10th of the enegry that you use to figure out how to screw people over you'd already be fucking rich, and wouldn't need to worry about it in the first place.

Stupid humans.

is Spyware breaking the law?

As posted by this gentlemen, on the talkback section of the CNET article above:

Breaking the Law!
Posted by: Kirk Rheinlander
Posted on: May 4, 2005, 6:44 AM PDT
Story: Spying on the spyware makers
If someone was to break into your house (computer), and install cameras (spyware) to monitor your activity, and sell this activity log to someone (spyware vendors), it would be a felony under all states and US federal law. Spyware vendors should be 1) criminally punished for breaking and entering, unlawful entry, violation of personal privacy laws, and destruction of private property (computer operations) 2) civilly punished for loss of productivity loss costs, direct increased costs in management and administrative costs, as well as protection and enforcement costs (anti-spyware). The sooner the lawmakers wake up to this illegal activity, and make the analogies to current law, we will all be able to start to crack down on these flagrant criminals in the computer world. Then again, if your car ran as poorly as MS Windows, there would be class action suits all over the place against Microsoft, so I guess we, as a society, have been desensitized to abysmal respect for our personal rights. I am glad that my OS X machine is, so far, immune to these threats....and this is coming from someone that was part of the original IBM PC development team, circa 1980.
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NO SHIT!!!! Now why the hell didn't I think of that? I mean, I always knew that Spyware vendors where fucktards (and don't even get me started about the Government.. think about it.. how can they gain personal information from damn near every American quickly?) But Kirk is right! (Bonus point for the new cool first name.. -5 points for owning a MAC.. and -10 for publicy announceing it.) These bastards SHOULD be hunted and thrown in jail, for invasion of privacy. WHY IN THE HELL would Disney even WANT to know your personal information? WHY is this such big business? Demographics? Bullshit. It's not hard to understand your Demographics.. The hard part is listening to your ass, as your Marketing director tries to push the biggest wad of shit up it. Here's a short story to the moronic pig fuckers of most (not all mind you) marketing teams. Here's what your BILLIONS of dollars in ADS boils down to.

David and Mike walk into local sit-down resturant. The hot waitress (because they are mostly all hot, at hooters) (HEY!!! it's my story.. fuck off) David askes for a Coke. The waitress, bending over with a wink, says "Will Pepsi be ok?" "Sure, whatever"

like OMG.. gag me with a smurf! Can you believe that? what's wrong with your demographics?. NOTHING.. WE AS PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

The lightsaber is also good for that REALLY CLOSE shave you've always wanted... http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm

*sigh* Never try to steal the purse of a Star Wars fan...
http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm

Well, it's total crap. But it's MY total Crap. PogoWolf.com is now up and running, though there's not much there at the moment. Check back often. I mean it. Check it often.. like 300 times a day.. and click on the ads while you are at it. =P CLICK THE CLICKY THINGY!

And we get ANOTHER one.. How many stupid people are there in the world? I mean really. Ok so you get cold feet. If you love the person then you talk it though.. and if you can't agree.. you shouldn't be together in the first place. BUT NO!!!! SOMEONE needs to be a dumb ass.. and fake herself getting kidnapped?! Jesus DOT Christ moron. But here's the kicker.. she doesn't think she did anything WRONG.. WTF, Mate!? What person with 1/2 a brain would even think something like that up.. let alone.. not think they did anything wrong after the fact? *sigh* Stupid humans. However.. it does bring up another story.. Read the next post. ;)

Can you say 'Oh shit?' I knew you could.. This, my friends, is what a 50-foot tall wall of sand looks like. Sand Storm, 26 April 2005. Al Asad, IRAQ

It's a wall of sand traveling at 60 mph.

O.o

You know? I would if I could.. but then again, I like to fuck with people.. ;)

or the seven types of woman...

Thought of the day: Would not paying a hooker after sex be thought of shop lifting?

"Never underestimate a pigeon carrying a memory card, hovering above your head, ready to download"-yossi vardi
Now THIS is just funny!!!

ok, WTF?! Now we need a God damn V-Chip for your PC? HEY!!! ASS-HATS! tell you what.. if you BE a PARENT to your rug rats you don't need things like a V-CHIP. Jesus, figure out what your brat is doing for a change. Be apart of their lives, and you won't have NEARLY as many issues.

*SIGH* Why bother with this shit, since M$ doesn't FIX anything people bitch about. jesus, IE6 has been out for HOW many years, and there's STILL no proper PNG support?! Come on!!!

On 4/25/05, in a significant milestone for scientific grid computing, eight major computing centres successfully completed a challenge to sustain a continuous data flow of 600 megabytes per second (MB/s) on average for 10 days from CERN in Geneva, Switzerland to seven sites in Europe and the US. The total amount of data transmitted during this challenge—500 terabytes—would take about 250 years to download using a typical 512 kilobit per second household broadband connection.

Dude... I knew I shouldn't have eaten those Burritos last night.. God, my butt hurts.

OH THE HUMANITY!!! Who is going to fucked up the goat hole for this beer abuse?

Mommy? Oh SHHHHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

*sigh* yes, folks.. morons pop up again! This time it's a PRESS RELEASE that Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie have 'broken up' and are no longer best friends... What does this say to us?? That there are people that live in a world that can make PRESS RELEASES about their friends??!? Jesus Christ, I mean really. would this be something that would have been broadcast over the PA speaker in High School? 'Phil and Donna broke up today, because Phil no longer likes Donna and wants Mike' What the fuck. .. Stupid Humans.

I wanted to give a shout out to 'Mindi' (that's with an 'I' she's so stupid. ;) (inside joke)

And open letter to telemarketers...
WHY THE FUCK are you calling me? I didn't buy my phone to allow you to call me almost any time of day to ask if I want to see the latest in sports wear. If I had business with your company (or the company you work for) then THERE call center would be contacting me, not your sorry ass. It fucked up to think that I'M PAYING for a service that allows fucktards like you to contact me for no other reason then to try to get me to spent my money on your company. Excuse me? If I want a product I'll go to the fucking store and buy it. I don't need you to tell me how great something is.
*sigh* this is another example of stupid humans in 'business' AND so called government. Why is it that you buy a service. but then need to TELL the company that you don't want unsolicited calls? Now, how stupid is that. Shouldn't your number already BE on a 'don't call list' unless you say that you want idiots calling you?
tell you what.. I'll listen to your sales pitches.. I'll read your spam Emails.. I'll even read the stupid shit you put in my mail box, under one condition. PAY ME FOR IT. MY time is valuable, and comes out to $100 (US) per hour with a minimum of one hour.
If you don't want to pay, that's fine also.. then you better expect to be able to shit better that night after I rip you a new ass hole.

Hey sometimes even 'The PogoWolf' needs to get in touch with the child inside...

Isn't THAT the damn truth? Since 'Crul and unusal' punishment is illeagal in the US.. perhaps we should start sueing the State for this bull shit...

Damn it's been a slow week for news and other things to prove how dumb people are (including myself) Seems I'm starting to get some hits!! WOOT!!!! Tell your friends!!

BLAH!!! BLAH I TELL YOU! BLAH!!!

Well there we are.. PROOF of what would happen if humans had flying cars.

Ok, really.. THAT's just cool

Ok, I need to find something to bitch about.. Who can help?!?!

Just kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?

Whenever a paranormal event occurs, it is said that there's a slight variation in the magnetic field. The GhostRadar USB drive detects these physical changes, so that ghosts (unknown bodies of energy) can be detected. In order to boost the accuracy of detection, a bio-clock is built-in with criterion for time elements for repetitive paranormal activity such as the witching hour, new moon and full moon. When a ghost is detected, sounds will play plus patterns from a 16 light LED display will flash. There's also an attachable protective amulet when for the magnetic field
sensor.
 

She's Like a Flame.

Ok, let's shake things up a bit. ;)

Written on 09/05/2003, 'She's like a Flame' was inspired by a co-worker. A very beautiful woman, with a fiery attitude which made me think to my self.. How would you compare fire to woman? This was the result.
-The PogoWolf

She is a flame
Dancing in the darkness
Feeding upon the earth
Swirling upon the winds

Red hair flows about her face
Beautiful crystal green eyes
Sparkle in her light
A white hot smile That could melt the soul

Movement of grace and beauty
Dancing in the winds
She can captivate a person
Staring into the flames..

The heat is almost breath taking.
But I can not turn away from
The beauty of her dance...

How do you dance with a flame?
To hold the fire in your hands.
Staring into it's beauty
With out getting burned.

Do I dare dance with the fire?
To feel the heat on my body
To succumb to the heat

Copyright @ 2003 - The PogoWolf

What the hell?!??!!!!!! BOYCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOYCOTT!!!!!! HOW could these morons do this to us?? I mean really.. Do they think a child is THAT FUCKING STUPID?! Come on! Give the kids a break. Just tell the kid that Cookie monster is a monster the lives on cookies.. he's different from you and me. and be done with it. But changing one of the oldest characters?! ANYONE REMEMBER 'NEW' COKE?!!?!? 

*sigh* 

This says it all. 

Visual Basic Vs REALBasic.
Well if you code at all with VB you know that M$ has killed support for VB6 more or less to force everyone to upgrade to .NET. I guess they need to make money somehow.. Well guess what? In lou of M$ Killing VB6, RealBasic has offered FREE (Yes, Totally FREE) version of RealBasic for your enjoyment. Why? Why the hell not? If you like to code in VB6 but are worried about the lack of support for M$, or (even better) you want learn to program windows Apps. REALBasic could be the answer to your prayers (could also be the cause of you throwing your monitor out the window.. Anger Management at work.. *Sigh*) ANYWAY.. Check it out!!

http://www.realbasic.com/vb6/index.php?id=ZCWFLZDP

No really check it.. I MEAN CHECK IT! NOW!!! Damn it!!!
Awwww.. come on.. please? check it. *whimper*

Random Thought: God, I love warmer weather.. and a THANK YOU to all the clothing companies that make SUCH fine clothes for the Hotties to wear.

THE BEST.. and I mean BEST program I've ever seen to be able to keep snippits of Infomation. From Text, to Code, to HTML, to Files.. EVERYTHING all sorted nice and neat in your tree view. Plug-ins even allow you to download web pages and store the information. If you where ever looking for a knowledge base.. THIS IS YOUR PROGRAM!!!! Tell 'em PogoWolf Sent you. ;) 

So this is what happends when you mix Vigra into the gasoline... 

Look at that.. Is she a gusher or what? 

First off I need to state something about my definition of a 'fucktard' below.
Perhaps you would like a visual? well, here you go....

Now for the real post:
LOL!!!!!!! ok, this is some funny shit.
Ok what the MPAA is trying to say is:
Well, since you DL'd this movie for free we are losing money and you're taking the food off the table
of everyone involved in the money industry, and you are a bad-bad person.

like the $621,264,893 that you made last FUCKING WEEKEND (Weekend Beginning March 25, from http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/)
isn't enough?? And THAT's only the TOP 10!!! WTF, Mate? THE TOP TEN.
Can you just think about all the bitches I could get to sniff my butt and lick the Pogostick?
and the MMPA bitchs they are losing money..

*SIGH* That site might stop some AOHELLer.. or perhaps a mommy and daddy that don't know there ass from a C Prompt..
but for those in the 'know' (which is most of the Internet BTW) all I'm reading is an asshat farting in the wind. 

Definition of a 'Fucktard'

Due to some of you not being about to understand some of my words, I have thought I could help you in some little way:

Fucktard noun Fuk*tard
Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere. Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.

WARNING: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men:

1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. And refused to apologize when wrong.

.