an open letter to '(Dr. WhoAmI)'

*sigh* Well it's been a while I guess since I've needed to take a stance for total morons on the internet. Look, R-Tard. I didn't ASK for your SPAM. I didn't request for you to post a 3 page 'comment' that has NOTHING to do with the blog that you posted to.

That proves that you are a total dumb-ass. But you just needed to bring the Bible and God into the post.. *Sigh* I'll tell you what I pray for. I pray that ass-hats like you won't be able to breed so soon the internet will be free from useless sub-humans like yourself.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. God made cliffs for spammers like yourself to JUMP OFF of.

Look at this.. not only do you waste my time by needed to delete your stupid posts, but then you force me to call you all sorts of names and try to explain how you should just leave the whole world alone.

How to make your computer...

... lower your heat bill!

Step #1: Take off your Case.
Step #2: Calculate PI.
or
run the most graphics intensive screen saver you can find.


hmm.. Toasty!

Parenthood

-- If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

-- Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.

-- The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side. -- Avenge yourself

-- live long enough to be a problem to your children.

-- The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a loving atmosphere and hide the keys to the car.

-- Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

-- The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.

-- Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car.

-- Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

-- Grandparents are similar to a piece of string; handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren.

-- There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it.

-- Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.

-- Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.

-- Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.

-- Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.

-- An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.

I used to think...

I used to think there was a time and place for everything...
... until I just caught a workmate doing the 'Funky Chicken' in the hallway.



(and I really wish this was a figment of my imagination)