Friday, October 28, 2005

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!

Remember to SING this to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" ...

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumblingmoron Bush.
He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push.
He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush.
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool.
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school.
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How e'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires 'lone heir,
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier.
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really needclean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostratestate,
Though thewhole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says towait.
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent, we have no moralbounds.
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds.
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds,
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!

THIS .... DOOOO ... FUSS ... MAR...CHES....ON!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Public Service: How not to get a virus though Email.

1) Make sure you have a GOOD Antivirus program on your computer.
(By GOOD I mean, no Norton, and no Mcaffe) If you need an antivirus
go to http://free.grisoft.com and download one for free (for personal use)

2) Remember that Email can ONLY SEND TEXT (yes, you read that right)
You can not get a virus by opening an Email.. ONLY by double clicking (running)
the Email attachment.

3) Remember that you can not get a virus though a 'data' file type.
with computers there's two file types. Programs, and Data.
Programs have extenstions like EXE, COM, BAT..

where as Data files have extensions like ".jpg/.gif"

BUT!!!!

YOu've got to be careful about some of these. People have figured out if you save a file
with a name like 'MyNudes.exe.jpg' then the computer will show a JPG Icon and NOT
the EXE icon.. that's bad..

so first things first, be sure to look at the file name BEFORE you open it.
make sure that you don't see a 'double extension' like above.


also, as another way to combat that crap, be sure that you DO NOT hide
file extensions for known files. This setting can be changed in your Folder Options.


4) Be mindful of the people that send you things.
if all of a sudden you get an Email with an attachement from
'SuperMario@ToadstoolCastle.com' with a message body
of 'Hey! I thought you would like this!"
DO NOT OPEN IT. Just delete it.

if it really is someone you know, they will have either A)
told you before hand they are sending you something
or B) ask about it later. If they ask about it, tell them to send it
again..


and for the pet peeves:
1) Emails are NOT tracked. If you get an Email saying that if you send this to 5 other people
then someone somewhere will give you $1000. It's bull shit.

2) Emails saying 'If you send this to 5 people, then some really funny cartoon
will pop up on your screen" again, this is B.S.
Remember Email, can only send TEXT. If there's no attachment.. how can there be a cartoon?
on top of that.. Email isn't tracked.. Refer to #1

3) IF yo uget an Email saying that the make a wish foundation will donate $.02 to some sick
child if you forward this email to everyone you know.. Refer to Pet Peeve #1, and then
#4. or.. if you are just lazy.. EMAILS ARE NOT TRACKED AND STOP SENDING CHAIN LETTERS.

4) Chain letters.. just stop it.. you're clogging up my Internet.


and, of course, if anyone has any Q's about this.. just ask. =)

(all of this is said in humor.. minus the part about the Chain letters.. really.. stop it. )

Monday, October 24, 2005

Yes.. yes...

I'm still here.. not like anyone really READS this stupid thing anyway..
I mean really.. I said I like boobies.. and no female has sent me a photo?
like come on!! I'm a nice guy.. and I like to see boobies.

SO like what's the hold up? Huh?! plunty of websites out there, that show.
why not here? I swear not to post your photo ANYWHERE if you wish tit.

*sniff* Pretty please with sugar on top?

Other then that.. I need to find something to piss me off, so I can blog about
more stupid people. Yeah, there's always the morons that THINK (keyword)
they can drive.

and the dipshits that THINK they can READ and drive at the same time.
anyone else see this type of shit!? WTF?! Jesus, like the roads aren't
bad enough with potholes, and well.. other people driving, and you've
got to be a stupid human and READ while 'driving'?

I hope it's a good book.. because it's going to go up your nose when my ass stops suddenly in front of you.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Blah

ok, ok, I needed to update this thing anyway...
though I don't know what to say.. LOL

I"m still working on PogoWolf.com, got a new idea for an data entry system that's going to allow me to update every single part of the website from one interface.. it's going to be like cool and stuff. =)