Yeah.. so?

Yep.. ok I need to update. =)

so here's a question for you.

WHY are people smart when they are alone, or in small groups.
but you get a large group of people together they are dumb as a box of rocks?

really.. can anyone tell me?

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub.They enjoyed each other's company very
much and at the end of the evening.Sharon invited Peter to her place,
where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic
session in bed together.
Finally,tired and satisfied,they both lay back in the bed and snuggled
up close to each other.
After a short while,Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative,Peter comments,"Surely you can't be ready for
more already?"
Sharon replies,"No,but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic,and I
miss the days when I had mine."

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" the child asks. "That, son, is the elephant's penis." replied his father. "Mummy said it was nothing," the child then said. "Your mother's spoilt, Son."

*sigh* that says it all...

LIfe...

sucks..



thought I would share...

Can you figure out the caption?

On a personal note..

You know, I don't normally write about my normal day to day B.S. But I just wanted to say that I lost my job on Friday with warning, nor notice. it was a walk in.. 'We're sorry we no longer need you.. Buh-bye' and that was the end of it.

Great.. right before a holiday.. *sigh*

My friends? Life sucks, you fuck a bitch, and then you die.

So if anyone knows anyone that's hiring in IT. Let me know. =)

(Note: and as you know, I don't write about my job.. nor will I. So if you do hire me, you know I'm not going to rip you a new ass. ;) )

Open letter to SPAMMERS

I just got ANOTHER Spam..

"FIND OVER 1 MILLION PRODUCTS At Low Factory WHOLESALE Prices in the U.S. and Around the World! From The Best Manufacturers, Exporters, Wholesalers, Drop-Shippers and More! Profit from selling Thousands of Products."

YOU!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENE POOL.
I can't believe your parents where stupid enough to have even had you. You are nothing, worthless. I can't believe you didn't have S.I.D.S.

Huh, I Guess that proves that not even GOD wants your sorry ass.
Do the world a favor, and figure out how to be Satan's Bitch.

Hey anyone from New Orleans.. I'm sorry that our resident fucktard can't figure out how to send help and Aid to you.. but CAN figure out how to kick a military force from a city in 3 days... *sigh* We are all poor bastards under the 'rule' of a fucktard.

A visiting minister prayed during the offertory prayer.

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "Without You, we are but dust ..."

He would have continued! ; but, at that moment, one very obedient
little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy,
WHAT is butt dust?"

Master? Please slow down..

ACT OF GOD!!!

"Express Mail sold between Aug. 26 and Aug. 29 to these ZIP Codes are ineligible for refunds due to Domestic Mail Classification Schedule section 182.51(h), which allows the Postal Service to deny refunds for Express Mail delayed by an “act of God.”"

SO.. I paid the government to send a package.. but because of an 'act of God' I can't get my money back? even though you return the package to me? WTF? that's a form of SLAVERY! If I pay you for a service, then I expect you to DO THE FUCKING JOB! If you can't, then you give me my money back.

WTF?! That's like getting a rotten hamburger from McDonald's, and being refused a refund. "Sorry!, Act of God"

Or telling a Rape victim, "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do.. you see, you where created from a mans rib.. and well, that's an act of God"

or getting hit in the head from some asshole running down the street.. "SORRY!! Act of God!"

oh wait.. I was speeding an hit your car.. the rain made me do it.. 'Act of GOD!"

so what the fuck.. is this going to be the newest defense in court?! I'm sorry, I just killed 40 people in a gun spree.. and I'm fucked in the head.. but it wasn't my fault!!!! ACT OF GOD!