The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking forviruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causeslittle purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting andre-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, thene-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, butwill be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy...then discards it through windows..
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