O.o

You know? I would if I could.. but then again, I like to fuck with people.. ;)

or the seven types of woman...

Thought of the day: Would not paying a hooker after sex be thought of shop lifting?

"Never underestimate a pigeon carrying a memory card, hovering above your head, ready to download"-yossi vardi
Now THIS is just funny!!!

ok, WTF?! Now we need a God damn V-Chip for your PC? HEY!!! ASS-HATS! tell you what.. if you BE a PARENT to your rug rats you don't need things like a V-CHIP. Jesus, figure out what your brat is doing for a change. Be apart of their lives, and you won't have NEARLY as many issues.

*SIGH* Why bother with this shit, since M$ doesn't FIX anything people bitch about. jesus, IE6 has been out for HOW many years, and there's STILL no proper PNG support?! Come on!!!

On 4/25/05, in a significant milestone for scientific grid computing, eight major computing centres successfully completed a challenge to sustain a continuous data flow of 600 megabytes per second (MB/s) on average for 10 days from CERN in Geneva, Switzerland to seven sites in Europe and the US. The total amount of data transmitted during this challenge—500 terabytes—would take about 250 years to download using a typical 512 kilobit per second household broadband connection.

Dude... I knew I shouldn't have eaten those Burritos last night.. God, my butt hurts.

OH THE HUMANITY!!! Who is going to fucked up the goat hole for this beer abuse?

Mommy? Oh SHHHHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

*sigh* yes, folks.. morons pop up again! This time it's a PRESS RELEASE that Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie have 'broken up' and are no longer best friends... What does this say to us?? That there are people that live in a world that can make PRESS RELEASES about their friends??!? Jesus Christ, I mean really. would this be something that would have been broadcast over the PA speaker in High School? 'Phil and Donna broke up today, because Phil no longer likes Donna and wants Mike' What the fuck. .. Stupid Humans.

I wanted to give a shout out to 'Mindi' (that's with an 'I' she's so stupid. ;) (inside joke)

And open letter to telemarketers...
WHY THE FUCK are you calling me? I didn't buy my phone to allow you to call me almost any time of day to ask if I want to see the latest in sports wear. If I had business with your company (or the company you work for) then THERE call center would be contacting me, not your sorry ass. It fucked up to think that I'M PAYING for a service that allows fucktards like you to contact me for no other reason then to try to get me to spent my money on your company. Excuse me? If I want a product I'll go to the fucking store and buy it. I don't need you to tell me how great something is.
*sigh* this is another example of stupid humans in 'business' AND so called government. Why is it that you buy a service. but then need to TELL the company that you don't want unsolicited calls? Now, how stupid is that. Shouldn't your number already BE on a 'don't call list' unless you say that you want idiots calling you?
tell you what.. I'll listen to your sales pitches.. I'll read your spam Emails.. I'll even read the stupid shit you put in my mail box, under one condition. PAY ME FOR IT. MY time is valuable, and comes out to $100 (US) per hour with a minimum of one hour.
If you don't want to pay, that's fine also.. then you better expect to be able to shit better that night after I rip you a new ass hole.

Hey sometimes even 'The PogoWolf' needs to get in touch with the child inside...

Isn't THAT the damn truth? Since 'Crul and unusal' punishment is illeagal in the US.. perhaps we should start sueing the State for this bull shit...

Damn it's been a slow week for news and other things to prove how dumb people are (including myself) Seems I'm starting to get some hits!! WOOT!!!! Tell your friends!!

BLAH!!! BLAH I TELL YOU! BLAH!!!

Well there we are.. PROOF of what would happen if humans had flying cars.

Ok, really.. THAT's just cool